MAKE A LIST:
What Fictional Characters Should Have a TV Series?
by Michael Shonk


   Not every fictional character has been blessed with a TV series. Many famous characters such as PHILO VANCE, NICK CARTER, and THE SHADOW have tried with only a failed pilot or two left behind. Iconic private eye SAM SPADE has never had a TV series due to politics and TV writers finding it cheaper to steal than pay for the real thing.

   The following are my top five choices of fictional characters I would adapt for a TV series. Feel free to add your own or make fun of mine in the comments (points awarded to anyone who has read any of all five (seven) characters’ books). While I focused on mystery novels, any characters from any genre of fiction and any format besides novels may be selected.

CYRIL “MAC” MCCORKLE & MICHAEL PADILLO. Created by Ross Thomas. Appeared in novels Cold War Swap (1966), Cast a Yellow Shadow (1967), The Backup Men (1971), and Twilight At Mac’s Place (1990).

   One of television’s programming quests is to find a successful light drama series featuring the team of an average person (for the viewers to identify with) and a top secret agent. McCorkle and his partner and feared ex-spy Padillo run Mac’s Place, a bar located in Washington D.C. and a favorite spot for political intrigue and power brokers.

ELDON LARKIN. Created by Vince Kohler. Appeared in novels, Rainy North Woods (1990), Rising Dog (1992), Banjo Boy (1994), and Raven’s Widows (1997).

   Eldon is an average guy, a lovable loser with a talent for finding and solving murders. He is a reporter for the South Coast Sun that covers a small community in rainy coastal Oregon. Take the loony locale of a Carl Hiaasen, the off-beat characters of an Elmore Leonard, and the fun dialog of an Gregory Mcdonald and you have a slight idea of the late Vince Kohler’s unique talent.

HAP COLLINS & LEONARD PINE. Created by Joe R. Lansdale. Appeared in novels Savage Season (1990), Mucho Magic (1994), Two-Bear Mambo (1995), Bad Chili (1997), Rumble Tumble (1998), Veil’s Visit (1999), Captains Outrageous (2001), Vanilla Ride (2009), and Devil Red (2011), as well as novella “Hyenas (2011). (http://www.joerlansdale.com)

   Imagine what cable networks FX, HBO, or Showtime would do with these two characters. I can’t better describe them than Kevin Burton Smith did at his website Thrilling Detective. (https://www.thrillingdetective.com/hap.html)

CAPE WEATHERS. Created by Tim Maleeny. Appeared in Stealing the Dragon (2007), Beating the Babushka (2007), and Greasing the Pinata (2009). (http://www.timmaleeny.com)

   Former reporter now San Francisco PI, Cape is from the Robert Parker’s Spenser school of PIs, but lighter with less realism. His companions include Sally, an assassin raised from childhood by the Chinese Triads, a computer genius who is called Sloth for good reason and Sloth’s close friend Linda, a reporter whose hair has a life of its own.

INSPECTOR FRANCIS XAVIER FLYNN. Created by Gregory Mcdonald. Appeared in Confess, Fletch (1976), Flynn (1977), Buck Passes Flynn (1981), Flynn’s In (1984), and Flynn’s World (2003). (http://www.gregorymcdonald.com)

   While Fletch gets all the attention it is another Mcdonald’s character, Flynn that is best suited for a weekly TV series. Flynn’s secret past full of intrigue offers a nice series arc, while the weekly episodes featuring the eccentric and brilliant Boston homicide cop, following in the tradition of endless beloved TV detectives, using unconventional methods to solve crimes. Add his “perfect” family and his abused assistant Grover and you have a nice basis for a network weekly series.