Sun 16 Jun 2019
A Movie Review by Dan Stumpf: THIEF OF HEARTS (1984).
Posted by Steve under Crime Films , Films: Drama/Romance , Reviews[5] Comments
THIEF OF HEARTS. Paramount, 1984. Steven Bauer, Barbara Wiliams, John Getz, David Caruso, and George Wendt. Written & directed by Douglas Day Stewart.
A lush romantic fantasy dressed up as a crime film in the bright-pastel Miami Vice mode. So well done that you don’t mistake it for an actual crime film, it’s highly enjoyable on its own terms. And while I will discuss the plot in some detail here, I have to say I’m revealing no more than the original release trailer did.
Hunky Steven Bauer, he of the chiseled face and biceps, plays a cat burglar extraordinaire, grown rich from preying on the very wealthy. So rich that he can afford a mega-warehouse apartment in San Francisco, a boat at the marina, a fancy sports car…
You get the idea. This character is to be taken no more seriously than Raffles, Arsene Lupin, The Lone Wolf, or any of those International Jewel thieves who were once played by real luminaries like John Barrymore, Melvyn Douglas, or William Powell.
Getting back to Bauer, though, he starts the film with a raid on an ultra-chic condo owned by John Getz and Barbara Williams, best-selling children’s book author and trendy interior designer, respectively. Writer-Director Stewart generates a certain amount of suspense here, and then…
And then things take a turn for the Romantic. Amid the loot from the condo is a lock box containing Williams’ private journals, wherein she keeps her innermost thoughts and fantasies—for the millennials out there, that’s what folks used to do with their private thoughts and fantasies before there was Facebook.
Anyway, Bauer reads the journals, becomes intrigued by the inner woman and sets out to seduce the outer one – a task made easier because he knows which buttons to push, and because her husband is a self-absorbed dullard. Even his publisher (a nice character part by George Wendt) says so.
The seduction is carried out among the luxurious trappings one associates with old Ross Hunter films (All That Heaven Allows, Back Street, etc.) and if you can enjoy the long romantic scenes, the opulent music and gratuitous nudity (I could and did) time passes pleasantly till things come to a head.
Getz (If you remember the actor as the nice red-neck bartender in Blood Simple you won’t recognize him here.) awakens to his wife’s new obsession, senses that Bauer is a phony, and sets out to investigate. At the same time, Bauer falls deep in love with Williams but finds himself emotionally crippled because he can’t open up to her. And for her part, Williams becomes increasingly put off by this man with something to hide who has invaded her life by way of her dreams.
By now you may get the idea that this fantasy romance touches on some very real and complex emotions. It does, and it also works in some nice plot twists, as Bauer’s partner-in-crime (a very young, lean and repellant David Caruso) sees that it’s time to move on and wants to feather their retirement with one last big job: another raid on Getz and Williams’ condo.
Which leads to a scene that actually got me a little misty, and I won’t spoil it for you. And to a full-blooded romantic conclusion I enjoyed and didn’t buy for a minute.
Thief of Hearts is very much stuck in the 1980s, with the pounding music, artsy editing and garish décor – what Williams does by way of “decorating†Bauer’s apartment seems like a joke in the worst possible taste — but I found it easy to get around all that and love it for the Rom-Fantasy it is.
And you might, too.
June 16th, 2019 at 1:37 pm
Steven Bauer I remember seeing in A CLIMATE FOR KILLING, reviewed here:
https://mysteryfile.com/blog/?p=57658
while I saw Barbara Williams last as Susan Silverman in a made-for-TV Spenser movie:
https://mysteryfile.com/blog/?p=61722
I thought at the time I’d like to see her playing someone else. This one ought to to be the one. Just found it on DVD on eBay for a minimal price. Thanks for the review, Dan!
June 16th, 2019 at 5:31 pm
Probably Bauer’s most famous performance was in DePalma’s ‘Scarface’ where he was right-hand-man to Pacino’s drug lord.
And seeing Barbara Williams now, I can’t get over her resemblance to Gillian Anderson of ‘X-Files’, etc.
June 16th, 2019 at 5:52 pm
I saw this when it came out. Thought it was a bit thin and fluffy. But realize that 35 years later, I’ve never forgotten it!
Steven Bauer has over 200 TV and film credits.
June 17th, 2019 at 9:17 pm
The thing about this plot when it had Powell, Barrymore, Niven, Cary Grant, and Melvyn Douglas in the lead was that it had Powell, Barrymore, etc. in the lead.
Lush romantic needs a lush romantic cast to work for me.
June 18th, 2019 at 3:12 pm
Sounds intriguing.