Sun 17 Jun 2018
A Movie Review by Dan Stumpf: THE FUZZY PINK NIGHTGOWN (1957).
Posted by Steve under Films: Comedy/Musicals , Reviews[5] Comments
THE FUZZY PINK NIGHTGOWN. United Artists, 1957. Jane Russell, Ralph Meeker, Keenan Wynn, Adolphe Menjou, Robert Harris, Una Merkle, Fred Clark. Screenplay by Richard Alan Simmons, from a novel by Sylvia Tate. Directed by Norman Taurog.
An odd item: a comedy without laughs, directed by Norman Taurog, who specialized in that sort of thing.
Jane Russell, playing Big Hollywood Star Laurel Stevens, gets kidnapped by nice guys Ralph Meeker and Keenan Wynn, on the night her new movie The Kidnapped Bride premieres. She’s held in durance vile in a luxurious beach house, which signals right away that no one takes this seriously, and she and Meeker fall in love.
The twist is that the studio head (Menjou) thinks it’s a publicity stunt cooked up by her agent (Harris, whom you no doubt remember as the Mad Makeup Man in How to Make a Monster) and Harris thinks Menjou is behind the whole thing. Cops and gossip columnists line up in disbelief, and before long, the only ones fretting are Russell and her gentle abductors.
Which leads to the plot point that kept me watching:
(SPOILER ALERT –WARNING: PLOT AND RESOLUTION AHEAD. CONSIDER ALTERNATE ROUTE)
The only way to save Jane’s career is for Ralph to actually get a ransom for her, which makes him a kidnapper and even if he gets away with it, he’ll have to flee the country, parting them forever. He loves her to much to hurt her, and she loves him too much to let him take the fall. So I kept wondering “How are they going to write their way out of this?” and stayed with it to the end — where they just shrug it off!
I felt used. And cheap.
(END OF WARNING. RESUME NORMAL SPEED)
On the plus side, the leads have a lot of charm, and good dialogue to display it. There’s excellent support from Adolphe Menjou, Una Merkel and Robert Harris — I kept waiting for them to say something funny, but the wait was in vain for nothing. Fred Clark actually got a laugh out of me with that shotgun face of his, but it served only to break the silence.
A trashy guy like me gets a lot of fantasies thinking of Jane Russell in a Fuzzy Pink Nightgown, and if your mind is wont to wander in similar gutters… well, stay out of this one.
June 18th, 2018 at 11:47 am
It seems strange to me that such a colorfully evocative title (pink!) should have been filmed in black and white.
June 18th, 2018 at 12:14 pm
This was the last film Jane would star in — at least until a lousy A.C. Lyles western in the mid-sixties. Not exactly the same thing career wise. It was unsuccessful in every way. Too bad, because the premise was fun.
June 18th, 2018 at 6:53 pm
I’m trying to decide if I like her as a blonde or not. I assume that that’s part of the story line.
June 18th, 2018 at 7:53 pm
She takes off her wig about halfway through.
June 23rd, 2018 at 8:17 pm
The movie is pleasantly stupid, never as much fun as it promises, but in a forgiving mood it’s a good time killer.