THE GOOSE AND THE GANDER. Warner Brothers, 1935. Kay Francis, George Brent, Genevieve Tobin, John Eldredge, Claire Dodd, Ralph Forbes, Helen Lowell. Director: Alfred E. Green.

   If I were still keeping up the pretense that this blog covers crime films only, I could get away with covering this short but very funny screwball comedy because, in fact, there is a crime involved. But I gave up that particular restriction or limitation some time ago, as regulars visitors to this blog have long ago realized, right along with me.

   So forget about the crime for a minute – I’ll get back to it – and let me tell you instead that this is a very funny screwball comedy. Maybe it came along too early to be officially classified as the latter, but it is very funny, so it’s a comedy, and once I tell you about the story line, you will be awfully hard pressed to not call it one of the screwball variety.

   It’s rather complicated, the story line, that is, but I’ll give it my best shot. Georgiana Summers (Kay Francis) is divorced from Ralph Summers (Ralph Forbes), who was stolen from her by the new Mrs. Summers (Genevieve Tobin), whom she (the first Mrs. Summers) overhears making plans for a weekend getaway with Bob McNear (George Brent). Hoping to embarrass the pair, especially the new Mrs. Summers, she makes plans to trap them in her home (thanks to a phony gag about a smallpox quarantine) and (setting it up even further) having her ex find them there.

   Foiling her plans, however, are the two crooks alluded to earlier in this report, the Thurstons (John Eldredge and Claire Dodd) a married couple who are also jewel thieves and who get trapped in the same snare at Georgiana’s home that she set for the cheating pair she intended it for.

   I am perhaps not telling this funnily enough. Trust me on this, but maybe you have to be there, too. There is some serious explaining to do on the part of everyone involved to keep all of their secrets from each other, each one trying to outdo the other, with lots of squirming and wriggling going on as they do so, especially when the local police yokels come calling. Making matters worse, Georgina and Bob McNear (George Brent, as you may recall) find themselves attracted to each other.

   Two additional points. There is more than a hint of the risque in the events that unfold in this film, with infidelity one of the major points of the plot. Other reviewers have noted this too, even going so far as to suggest that the story line was written before the Code came in under full enforcement, only to have it tamed down a little, or perhaps even a lot. They may be right.

   Secondly, depression era movie audiences must have loved seeing how the rich folks lived, and they must have loved it even more when these very same rich folks made fools of themselves.

   Which they do several times over in The Goose and the Gander, and the result is very funny, as I may have mentioned before. I laughed out loud several times, and I almost never do that, especially when I am watching a movie alone, as happened to me this time.

   If you’re a Kay Francis fan, she’s in fine form in this one, and you shouldn’t miss it. If you don’t know who Kay Francis is, then The Goose and the Gander is a fine one to begin with.