A TV Review by MIKE TOONEY:


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NUMB3RS. CBS. Two episodes: “Jacked.” Season 5, Episode 12. First broadcast: 16 January 2009. “Con Job.” Season 6, Episode 9. First broadcast: 20 November 2009. Regular cast members: Rob Morrow (FBI agent Don Eppes), David Krumholtz (math genius Charlie Eppes), Judd Hirsch (Alan Eppes), Alimi Ballard (FBI agent David Sinclair), Dylan Bruno (FBI agent Colby Granger), Navi Rawat (computer whiz Amita Ramanujan), Sophina Brown (FBI agent Nikki Betancourt), Aya Sumika (FBI agent Liz Warner), Peter MacNicol (Dr. Larry Fleinhardt). Guest star: Fisher Stevens (John Buckley). Writers: Don McGill (“Jacked”); Cheryl Heuton & Nicolas Falacci (“Con Job”). Directors: Stephen Gyllenhaal (“Jacked”); Ralph Hemecker (“Con Job”).

   You might remember uber-conman Lewis Avery Filer from two episodes of Hawaii Five-O, reported on here.

   Evidently the producers of Numb3rs felt that a brilliant but warped mind like Filer’s shouldn’t go to waste and used a similar character twice in the show’s final two seasons: John Buckley, an absolute genius at the con. Like the Five-O episodes, the results were a lot of fun.

   It would be unfair to relate too much of what happens in these two episodes, since both are replete with twists and turns, crosses and double crosses and triple crosses, so minimalism will be our watchword here.

   In the opening credits of “Jacked,” we see the following: “24.9 million tourists per year” / “128 bit encryption key” / “18 million dollars” / “4 hours.” All of these do come into play during the course of the show.

   A busload of tourists has been kidnapped by a vicious John Buckley (Fisher Stevens) and his handpicked team. Buckley wants a ransom from the FBI, or he’ll start shooting people — and he proves he means it by killing one of his hostages at random.

   But what lead FBI agent Don Eppes (Rob Morrow) doesn’t know going in is that he’s dealing with a con artist of the highest caliber — and absolutely nothing is what it seems.

   Despite all the potentially lethal firepower the authorities could bring to bear in this situation, Buckley survives but winds up in prison.

   Buckley turns up again in “Con Job,” which opens with: “3 gunmen” / “16 million dollars” / “26 hostages” / “1 con.”

   Nearly a year has elapsed when a gang of heavily-armed criminals takes over a diamond exchange with dozens of hostages. The methodology this bunch uses reminds Agent Eppes of Buckley, so Eppes enlists his assistance.

   Buckley admits he confided some of his secrets to one of his cell mates, including the diamond exchange takeover — and the security cameras confirm the leader of the gang is that very individual.

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   Working closely with the FBI — and ingratiating himself with everyone in sight — Buckley helps Eppes & Co. plan how to foil the robbery.

   While he is suspicious of Buckley’s motives, Eppes seems to have a handle on the situation, but the truth is that from the very beginning — in fact, even before the robbery took place — things have been completely out of his control….

   Some actors can steal every scene they’re in, and Fisher Stevens (born 1963) is one of them.

   Numb3rs ran for six seasons on CBS (2005-2010, 119 episodes). The premise of using mathematics to solve crimes might be unique. Except for PBS’s Mathnet (“The story you are about to see is a fib, but it’s short. The names are made up, but the problems are real”), if anyone knows of other math-based mysteries, please inform us.

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