SHALAKO. Cinerama Releasing Corporation, 1968. Sean Connery, Brigitte Bardot, Stephen Boyd, Jack Hawkins, Peter Van Eyck, Honor Blackman, Woody Strode, Alexander Knox, Valerie French, Donald Barry. Based on the novel by Louis L’Amour. Director: Edward Dmytryk.

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   An all-star cast. Make that an international all-star cast. To little or no avail, alas. Not that any western isn’t worth watching, if filmed in color and with a large enough budget, as this one very definitely is, and even on occasions when not.

   The movie takes place in the 1880s, supposedly in New Mexico but actually in studio lots in England and on location in Spain. (The vegetation is therefore generally wrong, but the mountain and rough terrain vistas are very fine.)

   The basic premise of the film is simple. An aristocratic hunting expedition from Europe, complete with fine silver, champagne (unchilled), butlers and other assorted servants, wanders into Apache land, and it’s up to an Army scout names Shalako (Sean Connery) to warn them off, and when that fails, to get them to safety before they all die.

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   The warning fails, naturally enough. The blame here goes to the nominal leader of the group, Baron Hallstatt (Peter Van Eyck), who has enough arrogance and stubbornness to hold off any number of Indians, if that were all it took, and it isn’t.

   I imagine this movie, when they were putting together the cast, was designed primarily for the pairing of Sean Connery and Brigitte Bardot (Countess Irina Lazaar) as the two leading characters, but they seldom have much screen time together and when they are together, it’s not particularly a match made in heaven.

   I think more sparks would have been kindled if Honor Blackman (who plays Lady Julia Daggett) had played Miss Bardot’s part instead, but she does all right in her role as a woman frustrated by her dry stick of a husband (Jack Hawkins) and who rides off with the the villainous Bosky Fulton (Stephen Boyd) instead. A bad choice, as it turns out, but she didn’t listen to me, either.

   We do get to see Miss Bardot in a skinny dipping scene, but all in all, it’s a totally gratuitous one, since even though Shalako gets an admiring view, the plot doesn’t seem to depend very much upon it.

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