EDWARD ACHESON – The Grammarian’s Funeral. Macrae Smith, US, hardcover, 1935. Hutchinson, UK, hc, 1935.

   Choosing a book by its title is much like buying a pig in a poke. The contents are always a surprise — sometimes pleasant, sometimes disappointing, sometimes uncertain.

   The Grammarian’s Funeral turned out to be nothing like I imagined it would be. It is the story of Crane Adams, meek, mild, downtrodden, and abused by the principal of his school, his wife, his students, and almost anyone else he comes into contact with.

   Adams’s cousin, Chatterton Manley, to whom Adams owes a significant sum which he is paying back, apparently sporadically, disappears. Everybody but Adams is aware that Manley’s wife is in love with him. Manley’s suitcase is found in Adams’s garage. All that the police are lacking is a corpse.

   The arrest of Adams by the police as “a material witness,” though they are sure he has done away with Manley, changes him from, if I may put it this way, a Casper Milquetoast to something like Mr. Hyde, although not quite as bright as the latter. Because of Adams’s efforts — if blundering about does not describe it better — the corpse is found and the real murderer is unmasked.

    Adams’s alteration was unconvincing, as was the story that mumps in an adult male can cause impotence. But I was anticipating — why, I cannot say — a lighter, more frivolous novel from the title, and thus my judgment is probably suspect.

       Bibliographic data [taken from the Revised Crime Fiction IV, by Allen J. Hubin] —

ACHESON, EDWARD (Campion). 1902-1966.
      Red Herring. Morrow, 1932; UK title: Murder by Suggestion, Hutchinson, 1933.
      The Grammarian’s Funeral. Macrae-Smith, 1935; Hutchinson, UK, 1935.
      Murder to Hounds. Harcourt, 1939; Harrap, UK, 1939.