Sat 13 Jun 2009
TMF Review: THOMAS GIFFORD – The Glendower Affair.
Posted by Steve under Authors , Bibliographies, Lists & Checklists , Reviews[9] Comments
THOMAS GIFFORD – The Glendower Legacy.
G. P. Putnam’s Sons, hardcover, 1978. Paperback reprint: Pocket, 1979.
The world of academia scores a couple of telling blows to the ungodly in this, the latest thriller to come from the typewriter of the author of the highly acclaimed The Wind Chill Factor, but otherwise not all is well.
To borrow a term from the incomparable Mr. Hitchcock of movie fame, the MacGuffin, the object that all parties devoutly desire but which in fact may be all that keeps the plot moving, is a document dating from the days of the American Revolution — from Valley Forge, to be precise, at a time when morale was low and the ravages of dysentery were visibly high.
Betrayal at any moment, even by the commander-in-chief himself, given the right conditions and frame of mind, was a distinct possibility.
If this document could be authenticated, the resulting scandal would rock the nation, and a director of the Russian KGB with a sense of humor takes a serious interest as well. The scene shifts dramatically to Harvard Square and then to the remotest crannies of Maine before heading even further north, to a massive house located high up on the rocks of the Nova Scotia coast.
The hero, taking the role that Cary Grant would play, is a naive, middle-aged professor of American history, and in spite of their initial mutual antagonisms, when he takes refuge in the home of the fiercely liberated TV newsperson (Audrey Hepburn), you know that everything is just going to work out all right.
Harvard, however, will hardly be the same. Bodies pile up, torture scenes (with pliers) abound — and, you might ask — for what?
Successful combinations of comedy, blood and suspense can be done. They are a specialty of the Mr. Hitchcock previously referred to. Gifford can weave a nasty spell with words, but the enormous improbability of such a sequence of events, given the timetable suggested, drags the early part of the story into a morass of page-flipping, and the jagged abruptness with which it’s all wrapped up only points out the lack of solid substance throughout.
Nothing is gained. Pessimistically a number of lives are lost, and the pretense that it’s all in good fun can’t be maintained forever.
Definitely written with the movies in mind, and it could very well make a good one. It’s flashy and glib, and the weaknesses in the foundation can be easily overlooked. After the end of the book is reached — and believe me, once started, you most definitely will — that’s when the sugar-coating will be recognized, alas, for what it is.
Artificial, that is, and not altogether satisfying.
Bibliography —
The Wind Chill Factor, Putnam, 1975.
The Cavanaugh Quest, Putnam, 1976. (Nominated for the Edgar Award, Best Novel, 1977.)

The Man from Lisbon, McGraw, 1977.
The Glendower Legacy, Putnam, 1978.
Hollywood Gothic, Putnam, 1979.
The Assassini, Bantam, 1990.
Praetorian, Bantam, 1993.
The First Sacrifice, Bantam, 1994.
Saint’s Rest, Bantam, 1996.
as Thomas Maxwell —
Kiss Me Once, Mysterious Press, 1986.

The Saberdene Variations, Mysterious Press, 1987.
Kiss Me Twice, Mysterious Press, 1998.
The Suspense Is Killing Me, Mysterious Press, 1990.
as Dana Clarins —
Woman in the Window, Bantam, pbo, 1984.

Guilty Parties, Bantam, pbo, 1985.
The Woman Who Knew Too Much, Bantam, pbo, 1986.
[UPDATE] 06-14-09. I mentioned The Wind Chill Factor in the opening paragraph, a reference that was more useful when this review first appeared, as the book is all but forgotten now.
In fact August West reviewed it as just that not so long ago on his blog, as one of Patti Abbott’s “Friday Forgotten Books” project. It’s a spy thriller that starts out in Minnesota, but it quickly goes international with a stirred-up nest of neo-Nazis.
I reviewed it myself back when it first came out, and one of these days I’ll come across it again, so maybe my review (also positive) will show up here some day as well.
I wrote this review a few years before the movie I predicted did come out, and of course I was right about that, but I was wrong about who the stars were going to be.
The movie was called Dirty Tricks — and are you ready for this? — the stars were Elliott Gould and Kate Jackson. Passable choices, perhaps, but they were never to be confused with Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn, and the inclusion of Rich Little as one of the players shows what the primary thrust of the movie was.
I’ve not seen it myself, but its rating on IMDB is 4.4 out of 10, which is Not Very Good.
June 14th, 2009 at 1:01 am
The reference to who would play what in this book is ironic since in the Thomas Maxwell books Kiss Me Once, and Kiss Me Twice, historical mysteries set in the classic noir era, Gifford himself played the game listing which actors would play which parts. If I recall the leads were Dana Andrews a vet now a private eye, Dan Duryea his cop pal, Alida Valli a mysterious European woman, and Lizbeth Scott a femme fatale.
Thankfully I managed to avoid Dirty Tricks, and from the look of things I’ll try to keep that lucky streak up.
June 14th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I read both of those Maxwell books when they came out in paperback, but remember either one? No, only that I enjoyed them. I’ll have to see if I can’t find my copies.
As for DIRTY TRICKS, sometimes I get an itch to see if a movie is really as bad as it appears, and the harder I try to suppress that itch, the more I want to see the movie.
Needless to say, I have found a copy of it for sale. Stay tuned.
— Steve
June 14th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Maybe it’s off-topic, but Thomas Gifford was an unnamed author of THE MEDICAL CENTER MURDERS (Pocket Books, 1984). He wrote the story based on a detailed plot outline by Edward D. Hoch. This book was packaged by Otto Penzler, without the final solution chapter. Yes, something like WHO KILLED THE ROBINS FAMILY?
June 14th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Sorry, I forgot. The pen-name Gifford and Hoch used for THE MEDICAL CENTER MURDERS was Lisa Drake. Didn’t Gifford ghostwrite several mystery novels by some celebrity?
June 14th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Jiro
Thanks for catching this. Here’s the information about the Penzler books. They’re in the online Addenda, Part 22: http://www.crimefictioniv.com/Part_22.html
GIFFORD, THOMAS (EUGENE). 1937-2000. Add the following two titles.
_The Medical Center Murders. [by Lisa Drake with Otto Penzler] Pocket Books, pb, 1984.
_This Prize Is Dangerous. [by Matthew Prize with Otto Penzler] Star, UK, pb, 1985.
And you’re also correct that Ed Hoch did all of the basic storylines. These books (there were three in all) were published as part of a contest, but I doubt that they sold very well.
Who wants to buy a book for which you’ll never find out the ending?
You may be right in thinking that Gifford did some ghostwriting for some celebrity author, but I don’t have any information about who it might be.
Anyone?
— Steve
October 19th, 2011 at 8:29 pm
My father never ghostwrote a book for a celebrity author. Several news and trade papers suggested he was the author of PRIMARY COLORS, but he wasn’t. As for Dirty Tricks, both my dad and stepmother (Camille D’Ambrose) tried to have their credits taken off as screenwriters. They did in fact produce a script, but it was edited so poorly that it bore little resemblance to THE GLENDOWER LEGACY. THE ASSASSINI is his best selling novel, and really ought to be made into a movie. There remains an as yet unpublished book, STONES, which was edited and sent to several publishing houses in the past several years, all of which passed. Too bad; it’s an excellent book! Apparently hard to publish once author has passed away. As we near the 11th anniversary of his death (Halloween 2000), I send my father’s motto: We’re not here for a long time; we’re here for a good time.
October 19th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Neither am I aware of THE MEDICAL HOUSE MURDERS or that pen name. It would be odd that I wouldn’t have a copy, as I do of all of his other works, published or not.
October 19th, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Rachel
Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to tell us more about your father.
We’ll dump the suggestion about the celebrity novel he’s been suggested of writing, but I believe the information about the Penzler books to be true.
I’ll check into it, though. That you don’t have copies of either book is strange enough to do some more investigating.
January 14th, 2015 at 3:58 pm
I’ve read one of those Lisa Drake ‘solve the mystery yourself for $5,000’ stories and I found it a lot of fun. I feel confident that I gathered about 3/4th of the clues, but wasn’t– in the end–able to name the killer.
I believe it was the one about the Robins family. Wish I could find out for sure.
Now, that being said, let me next express my delight at seeing ‘The Wind Chill Factor’ reviewed here! It is one of my all-time favorite thrillers. Can’t heap enough praise on it.
I haven’t read anything else by Mr. Gifford. But that lone novel is marvelous and always made a strong impression on me. The blurb on the cover suggests that at one time it was intended for a movie adaptation, but this never came to be, and I’m sure I don’t know why.
In any case, I am always recommending it to my cronies and confidantes. Three cheers for Thomas Gifford, a very wonderful writer.