SHE. Hammer Films, UK, 1965. MGM, US, 1965. Ursula Andress, Peter Cushing, Bernard Cribbins, John Richardson, Rosenda Monteros. Screenplay: David T. Chantler, based on the novel by H. Rider Haggard. Director: Robert Day.

SHE Ursula Andress

   I missed seeing this movie when it first came out — I don’t remember why, or what I was doing at the time that was more important. I had seen Dr. No, and, well, I imagine that if I said that I’d have liked to have seen more, I think you’d know what I mean.

   One of my more immediate acquisitions from Amazon-UK arrived last week, a huge box set of Hammer Films, and She was among them. It ws, in fact, the one at the top of a stack of some 20 odd DVDs, and it was the first to be plunked into my new multi-region player.

SHE Ursula Andress

   I probably should have seen the movie in 1965, or whenever it played in the US. I might have enjoyed it more back then, in the heyday of my youth.

   My opinion now? Disappointing, in a word. I found it to be not Very Good, alas, and while definitely not Bad, far from what I had for so long anticipated.

   I have been told that Hammer spent more on the budget for this film than any other at that point in time. That may be, but the story is dismal and the spectacle is, for the most part, hardly any better, and in only a couple of instances (one being the grand entrance into the Lost City) does it come even close to overwhelming.

   I’ve never read Haggard’s novel (and I don’t want to embarrass myself by saying that I’ve never read anything by Haggard, so I won’t), so I can’t compare book with film, but for me, if you were to tell me that they made up the script as they went along, I’d believe you.

   John Richardson, the handsome and rather hunky primary star (but among the least well-known of the ones I listed above, I’m sure, and the chap on the right, below) plays Leo Vincey, recently demobbed in the Middle East after the Great War (WWI), who in appearance is the re-incarnation of the man She (who must be obeyed) Kallikrates, whom she killed ages before in a fit of jealous rage.

SHE Ursula Andress

   Now that’s she’s immortal (and by the way, you’re right, Ursula Andress does indeed play She, a role she was born to play), she wants him back, and after several trials and tests that he passes, will not accept No as an answer. Things turn out badly from here.

   Ursula Andress (whose dialogue was dubbed for her) is beautiful, majestic, and exotic, but now as I’ve grown older, I realize that she was never meant for anyone as plebeian as I. Truth be told, I have much more in common with the slave girl Ustane (Rosenda Monteros) who in turn is completely smitten by Leo. Ninety percent of her dialogue consists of her fervently saying, “My Leo.” If only she knew me back then. Leo would have been long forgotten.

   Ah, the stuff dreams are made of!

SHE Ursula Andress