Sun 21 Sep 2014
A Sci-Fi Movie Review by Jonathan Lewis: TEENAGE CAVEMAN (1957).
Posted by Steve under Reviews , Science Fiction & Fantasy[11] Comments
TEENAGE CAVEMAN. American International Pictures, 1957. Robert Vaughn, Darah Marshall, Leslie Bradley, Frank De Kova, Charles Thompson, June Jocelyn, Ed Nelson, Robert Shayne. Screenplay: R. Wright Campbell. Director: Roger Corman.
Teenage Caveman, a low-budget project ($70,000) with a title that conveys adolescent culture, is a far more interesting film than you might expect it to be. Directed and produced by Roger Corman, the movie’s original title was “Prehistoric World.†Which makes sense given that there are dinosaurs and strange lizard creatures lurking about in the background.
Whatever it rightfully called, the occasionally stylish movie stars Robert Vaughn as – you guessed it – a teenage cave man. Known as “Boy,†Vaughn’s character is plagued by curiosity. Why does his society’s law forbid people to travel beyond the river? What’s there that’s so forbidden or so dangerous? Right from the get go, one is plunged into a society seemingly ossified by religious dogma and intolerance.
By the time it’s all over, one feels as if the rug has been ripped out from under one’s feet. Perhaps there was a reason – a very good one, at that – why the Boy’s elders warned him against traveling far beyond his immediate surroundings. Without giving too much away, let’s just say that fans of Planet of the Apes will find Corman’s worldview, as conveyed in this particular film, to be not all that different from Rod Serling’s.
So, is Teenage Caveman a good movie or is it just a silly exercise in filmmaking? The best way to answer that question is as an attorney would: “It depends.†It depends what you’re looking for or how much stock you put in Corman’s abilities to convey serious ideas with a meager budget.
In terms of realism special effects, it’s basically a notch below a B-film. The lizards and dinosaurs, for instance, look more silly than scary. And Vaughn has to have the best coiffed haircut of any caveman since time began. But that doesn’t mean that he isn’t a very good actor or that he doesn’t take his role in this movie seriously. He does. And that’s what makes what could have otherwise been a total dud something worth watching, even if you have an inkling what the surprise ending is going to be.
September 21st, 2014 at 6:13 am
Lead actor Robert Vaughn has stated in an interview that he considered it to be the worst film ever made.[2] The film was later featured on the television series Mystery Science Theater 3000.
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it but other than the ending I remember it as pretty bad.
September 21st, 2014 at 7:22 am
What bothered me about the film was the long, l-o-o-n-g stretches where nothing happened at all. But then, I was watching it late at night at age 14, so my critical faculties may not have been at their best.
September 21st, 2014 at 7:59 am
I remember seeing this in the theater with a bunch of other teenagers. We had a pretty good time.
September 21st, 2014 at 1:23 pm
Sounds like “it depends” is a pretty good assessment of the film after all.
September 21st, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Vaughn may protesteth too much. He actually showed quite capable acting skills in this one. I think he’d probably rather forget that he was in C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D. (1989) than this Corman project!
September 21st, 2014 at 4:31 pm
A lot of actors and directors got their starts and career boosts from doing Corman films. Who knows, maybe Vaughn might never have become Man from U.N.C.L.E. without having played a Boy first.
September 21st, 2014 at 5:17 pm
Roger Corman made some good movies.
Favorites:
War of the Satellites,
The Little Shop of Horrors,
The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
Von Richthofen and Brown
I’ve never seen Teenage Caveman, and enjoyed the review.
It sounds fun!
For that matter, I’ve never seen Robert Vaughn when he wasn’t wearing a natty suit. He makes those guys on Mad Men look like a bunch of slobs. Can’t imagine him as a caveman.
September 21st, 2014 at 5:22 pm
PS. Raquel Welch won a Golden Globe award for her role in “The Three Musketeers”. She was thrilled. She told the audience, “I’ve been waiting for this award since One Million Years B.C.!”
September 21st, 2014 at 5:38 pm
Mike,
I didn’t much care for War of the Satellites, but I did much enjoy Corman’s other sf film from that era, “Not of This Earth.”
September 22nd, 2014 at 12:04 am
Corman did make some great films, this one isn’t one if them, and I agree with Vaughn I’m afraid. It’s so boring and inane it is hard to make it to the telescoped surprise, plus poor Vaughn has to be the most clean cut caveman in history.
It didn’t help my mind wandered because it was so inept and I kept waiting for David McCallum or Mr. Waverly to show up — at least Nyree Dawn Porter.
The women weren’t even that great looking.
I thought they should have called this one THE CRO MAGNON IN THE GRAY FLANNEL SUIT or THE BUTTONED DOWN NEANDERTHAL.
All that said it was a great review and intelligently argued even if I can’t buy it. You don’t have to agree or like the movie to enjoy a good review.
September 22nd, 2014 at 3:29 am
David
All good points and thanks for the appreciation for my review