Wed 15 Apr 2015
Archived Made-for-TV Movie Review: GET CHRISTIE LOVE! (1974).
Posted by Steve under Reviews , TV mysteries[9] Comments
GET CHRISTIE LOVE! ABC, made-for-TV Movie,22 January 1974. Teresa Graves, Harry Guardino, Louise Sorel, Paul Stevens.. Screenplay: George Kirgo, based on the novel The Ledger by Dorothy Uhnak. Director: William A. Graham.
I don’t have access to my copy of the book, and it’s been far too long for me to remember anything about the novel, but it’s fairly obvious that there’s been some changes made. Uhnak’s series character was the police woman Christie Opara, not Christie Love, and I’m sure she was white, not black. The police work in the book was “real life,†and the police work in the movie was “made for TV,†or in other words, sheer flights of fancy, more often than not.
Which is not to say that the movie is not entertaining, for it is, and the “gimmick,†the surprise that makes the ending work, is probably the same in both the book and the movie – or why else use the book as the basis for the movie in the first place?
I should start at the beginning. The villain, Enzo Cortino, is a drug dealer, whose activities are recorded, the police discover, in a ledger that Cortino’s girl friend, Helena Varga, keeps in her possession. Christie Love’s assignment, given to her by Captain Reardon, in pseudo-blustery fashion, is to get the ledger.
Some general comments follow, more or less in the same order as they struck me while watching the film, which is available on DVD. While Graves had a limited range of acting ability, mostly smart to sassy, she is easy on the eyes and more-or-less convincing in close hand-to-hand (karate-related) combat with various of Cortino’s minions, one of whom goes over the balcony on the losing end of one of rough-house struggles she finds herself in.
In one of the opening scenes, introducing her to the viewer, she is (of course) posing as a hooker in an attempt to nab a guy who’s been bad to prostitutes. One guy whose overtures she turns down calls her a nigger in frustration. Her retort, as she sashays off: “Nigger lover.†My jaw dropped.
This was an era (1974) when cops were routinely called “pigs,†and so they are here. As a cultural artifact, this is a gem in the rough. The background music is typical 70s jazz, or what passed for jazz at the time, in suitably ersatz-Mancini fashion. It’s most noticeable during car chases and other moments of great importance.
Christie’s own mode of transportation is a yellow Volkswagen convertible, and as soon as you realize that that’s her car, you begin to wonder if it will survive the movie. You will have to watch to find out, as critical plot points like this should never be revealed by reviewers in advance.
The most important plot detail that also surprised me, and for whatever reason, it’s the one that has stuck with me over all the years since I watched this movie the first time, is the semi-love interest between Christie and the interminably shaggy Reardon. She archly refuses his semi-advances until perhaps the closing scene.
Hints are all we get, but a black and white romance, in 1974? That’s all that we could get. (When did Kirk kiss Lt. Uhara? Sometime in the 60s, I’m sure, but – as I recall – one of the two was possessed by an alien entity, and so it didn’t count.)
Harry Guardino did not survive the cut and did not appear in the follow-up television series, which lasted only a year, nor as I recall, was there any more hanky-panky between Christie and her superior(s), nor even the hint of any. I have not been able to locate, so far, any of the shows from the TV series on either video or DVD, but I watched them at the time, and strangely enough, I enjoyed them more than Angie Dickinson’s show, whatever it was called.
April 16th, 2015 at 1:26 am
All I remember about this is how attractive the lead was and the series’ catch phrase: “You’re busted sugar!” (pronounced “sugah”)
I vastly preferred Angie Dickinson’s “Police Woman”, as far removed from Joseph Wambaugh’s creation “Police Story” show, from which it was spun off, as it was…
April 16th, 2015 at 2:07 am
What makes this series important is, because it premiered before POLICE WOMAN, Teresa Graves was the first woman to star as a cop in a network weekly series.
Some may remember Beverly Garland starred as a policewoman in a TV series called DECOY, but that was a syndicated show.
April 16th, 2015 at 1:03 pm
Also, from a historical perspective, according to Wikipedia, Teresa Graves is credited as being the first African-American woman to star in her own hour-long drama television series.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teresa_Graves
Since I wrote this review, I have seen a few episodes of the followup series offered for sale on the collectors market, but I’ve not gotten around to buying any. Which means that I haven’t seen any of them since they were first telecast, so that any comparison with Angie Dickenson’s show is based only on memory, but I do remember at the time liking CHRISTIE better.
It’s also my impression that the pilot was also better than the series that followed, confirmed by the Wikipedia article for the show itself: “However, the series, financed on a meager budget and heavily sanitized to conform to Graves’ religious morals (she had joined Jehovah’s Witnesses since the making of the TV film), was eventually cancelled.
However, the series, financed on a meager budget and heavily sanitized to conform to Graves’ religious morals (she had joined Jehovah’s Witnesses since the making of the TV film), was eventually cancelled.
April 16th, 2015 at 1:45 pm
Steve,
I’m beginning to feel like the ancient mariner here, but I remember when the series came out that there was much made of the fact that changes had been made to the original character for the television movie and series including the changes of name and race. The producers bought an idea. I cannot remember ever watching the film or series.
I think you need to insert the word “not” above in the sentence “I’ve gotten around to buying any.”
April 16th, 2015 at 2:00 pm
You’re right about the missing “not,” Randy, and I’ve fixed it. Thanks! You’re also right about the changes from book to film. Quoting from Wikipedia:
“However, the main character “Christie Opara” — a white, New York Police detective — was dropped completely and “Christie Love” emerged.”
In an interview Ed Lynskey did with Dorothy Uhnak on the main Mystery*File website, the following Question and Answer are relevant:
Q. In 1974-75, after a two-hour pilot movie, there was a short-lived series based on your Christie Opara books, except that they changed the character’s name, among several other crucial elements of the novels. The series title was GET CHRISTIE LOVE, and both it and the pilot show (available on video) starred a black actress named Teresa Graves. Like Angie Dickinson’s “Pepper†Anderson character, Christie Love did a lot of undercover police work, posing as prostitutes, thieves and so on to catch criminals. Would you care to comment further?
A. You were lucky if you never saw the movie. It was self-torture to watch them do such silly things. No police officer did what they portrayed. That actress was a real Laugh In. [A remark made in response to Teresa Grave’s appearances on the old TV comedy show, LAUGH IN].
For more: https://mysteryfile.com/Uhnak/Uhnak.html
April 16th, 2015 at 3:23 pm
I had liked Uhnak’s critically praised novel so this one had a knock against it for me off the top. What makes it unique is that it is one of only a handful of series that tried to cash in on the Blacksploitation fad in films. Christie Love is Pam Grier light, less in common with Pepper Anderson than Cleopatra Jones.
This was never meant to be anything but a television G rated version of mostly R rated Blacksploitation films with Fred Williamson, Grier, and Jim Brown.
I seriously doubt the series would have been much grittier if Graves had not converted. This was a high concept series, all idea and no follow through.
I didn’t find Graves convincing at all. She was less Pam Grier than black Barbie and while athletic enough never conveyed the toughness of Angie Dickenson’s Pepper or even Beverly Garland. Graves was attractive, and sexy, but Christie Love had all the grit and street creds of Honey West’s kid sister.
Harry Guardino improved almost anything he was in.
SHAFT, a much better and more serious series, was one of the few others to riff off Blacksploitation, but used that as a springboard for a solid series.
Anglie Dickinson’s POLICE WOMAN was much better written and acted, with actual plots and not a vanilla version of street jargon. The few episodes I saw of this had ‘gritty street drama’ in designer clothes. I always expected Graves Christie Love to stop the action because she broke a nail.
American television was not ready for Pam Grier and Christie Love was so sanitized all I could think of watching it was “this is what white television executives who never saw a Pam Grier movie think Blacksploitation movies are like.” It was just too little of everything.
All that said, the pilot was well enough received and entertaining, but it wasn’t good enough to spawn a series and the one it did spawn wasn’t that good.
April 18th, 2015 at 9:50 am
Today’s utterly useless bit of trivia: “Get Christie Love!” was mentioned on another ABC show, the Karen Valentine vehicle “Karen.” On this show, Valentine had a sassy African-American roommate, played by Aldine King. In one episode, as they were doing the laundry, King put a pillowcase over her head and said “Christie Love goes undercover in the Klan! You’re under arrest, sugar!” I think we may safely count this as an attempt at network self-promotion rather than a sign of the effect “Get Christie Love!” had on the popular culture.
November 14th, 2017 at 4:15 pm
Hi. Good review. You said: “nor as I recall, was there any more hanky-panky between Christie and her superior(s), nor even the hint of any”.
I reckon the reason could very well be that miss Grave didn’t WANT any “action” in that direction. Nor much violence from what I’ve read. When the series began she had become a Jehovah’s Witness and I assume she didn’t want to play a character who did stuff that went against her new-found beliefs. Interestingly enough, I did a google and found an article she wrote for JW’s “Awake” magazine in 1977 in which she talks about her movie/TV career and becoming a JW (I assume the uploader is also a JW member).
https://angle6079.wordpress.com/2009/08/09/sister-teresa-graves/
I wish a video label would release the full series. I’ve found a seller on iOffer who has some of the episodes but I’d love to get the full series.
November 14th, 2017 at 6:45 pm
Thanks for the comment and the link, Jack. I liked the pilot, and I remember liking the series, but I have a feeling that if I tried to watch any of the episodes now, I’d contradict my younger self and not think it was as good as i thought back then.
But if somebody were to release the series on DVD, supposing they still exist, I’d be more than willing to give them a try.