Tue 23 Jun 2015
A British Made-for-TV Movie Review: THE LADY VANISHES (2013).
Posted by Steve under Reviews , TV mysteries[15] Comments
THE LADY VANISHES. BBC, UK, made-for-TV movie. First broadcast: 17 March 2013. Tuppence Middleton, Keeley Hawes, Julian Rhind-Tutt, Sandy McDade, Pip Torrens, Stephanie Cole, Gemma Jones, Benedikte Hansen, Jesper Christensen, Selina Cadell, Tom Hughes, Alex Jennings. Screenplay: Fiona Seres, based on the novel The Wheel Spins, by Ethel Lina White. Director: Diarmuid Lawrence.
The original version of this film, the one done by Alfred Hitchcock back in 1938, is generally considered to be a classic, and with one or two reservations, I think rightly so. There was an earlier remake of the movie in 1979 with Cybill Shepherd, Elliott Gould and Angela Lansbury, but I’ve never seen it. (I’ve been tempted, but should I?)
The basic story is this, in both the Hitchcock version and this most recent one. A young girl gets on a train somewhere in eastern Europe, having been hit on the head before boarding. With her as a companion is a lady she’s just met who’s also heading back to England, after having worked as a governess for a wealthy family in that country for several years.
After having tea together, they go back to their compartment, the girl falls asleep, and when she awakens, the lady is gone. She has vanished completely, without a trace.
The other passengers in the compartment claim they have never seen her, including a sinister looking baroness. Even worse, no one else on the train says they saw her either. What comes next is the crux of the tale, including a good-looking young man who comes to the assistance of the even better-looking young woman, and eventually even comes to believe her.
The Hitchcock version is often described as a comedy-mystery, and I’ve never felt all that comfortable with many of the scenes that that are meant to be amusing. In contrast, this latest made-for-TV version is fairly serious all the way through. No Charters and Caldicott, for example, the two potty British gentlemen who claim not to have seen the missing woman on the grounds that if there is a delay, they will not get home in time for some important soccer matches.
In their place this later version does have two dotty ladies who need to get home to attend to their roses, but their later role in the movie is negligible, unlike Charters and Caldicott.
The underlying plot, the reason for this elaborate charade, is slightly different in the two films, and I think the later one is the better one. In neither movie does the conspiracy make sense, however. How could the perpetrators be sure that everyone else on the train would have reasons to say the had never seen the lady?
The landscapes in the second film are more lovely (Croatia, supposedly), the scenes on the train are better filmed, as the protagonists make their way up and down the corridor. Truth be told, though, the movie may rely a little too often on visuals, leaving the viewer (at least this one) wondering on one or two occasions what happened, or why.
The ending epilogue is a bit lame in both, so in that regard the two stories come out even. I’m glad to have seen the second. The players are all fine, although none were known to me at all before a watching. I hope this isn’t out-and-out heresy, but when it comes down to a final summing up, I enjoyed this film more than I did Alfred Hitchcock’s version, mostly because of the sinister, less humorous approach, which I suspect is closer to the book. (I’ve not read it. I wonder how many people actually have?)
June 24th, 2015 at 3:34 am
The ’79 remake ain’t bad, but lacks the charm of the Hitchcock Original. As for the plot not really making sense, well that’s not what it’s here for.
June 24th, 2015 at 7:01 am
NO NO NO!!!
We were a captive audience on a plane from London when we had the horrible misfortune of seeing the Elliot Gould-Cybill Shepherd disaster. Trust me, even Angela Lansbury could not overcome the hideous “acting” of the star duo. Definitely one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, given the source.
June 24th, 2015 at 8:50 am
Opinion on the Cybil Shepherd version on IMDb is also decidedly mixed. There are more people than I would have expected who say they enjoyed it. For me, the stumbling block is the presence of Elliot Gould in the film. I didn’t care for his performance in THE LONG GOODBYE, and I’ve managed to avoid his movies ever since.
June 24th, 2015 at 10:45 am
Have seen the Hitchcock and this new version, but not the 1979.
I had the opposite reaction: this new version was poor, and a misguided remake of a Hitchcock classic.
The characters seemed especially unsympathetic in the remake. They turned me off. In fact, the whole film seemed unpleasant.
You have a good point about the color location photography in the new version, however. The old one was studio-bound.
PS I hated THE LONG GOODBYE too. But have always blamed director Robert Altman for this, not Gould.
June 24th, 2015 at 12:10 pm
Mike G
I think there may be a negative correlation between the two films in this sense. The more someone likes the first film, the more they do not like this one. I don’t think the relationship goes the other way around, though, since I don’t think anyone dislikes the first one.
June 24th, 2015 at 11:42 am
Not that it matters …
– Charters and Caldicott were devotees of cricket, not Association Football, as soccer is known in the UK.
This always seemed to me one of the aspects that made the two men funny to Americans, even it was for the wrong reason.
Cricket is a sport that we Yanks find totally bewildering, so seeing C&C go on about it as if the intensifying war situation was not happening …
… well, at least soccer has rules and action that you can follow …
June 24th, 2015 at 12:07 pm
Mike D
You’re quite right about C&C’s obsession about cricket, not football. Thanks for the correction. My memory failed me on that one.
Charters and Caldicott as a comedy pair were so popular that they appeared in three later films, played by the same actors. I haven’t seen any of them, so now that I’ve reminded myself, I’ve gone ahead and added the task of hunting them down to my “to do” list.
Night Train to Munich (1940)
Crook’s Tour (1941)
Millions Like Us (1943)
There was also a short British TV series about the same two characters done in the mid-80s. I wonder how difficult that might be to find.
June 24th, 2015 at 3:25 pm
Basil Radford And Naunton Wayne also teamed up in DEAD OF NIGHT and The Somerset Maugham movie TRIO — Or was it QUARTET?
Jeff, I had no problem with Gould or Shepherd in THE LADY VANISHES. If it was that bad, why didn’t you walk out?
June 24th, 2015 at 4:10 pm
The ’79 was just awful in my opinion, neither suspenseful nor funny.
As for the novel it is more serious than the Hitchcock film and yet the movie is not unfaithful. The set up interested Hitch more than the actual plot though.
I can’t really see how more sinister would help. What makes the Hitchcock film work is the charm and the comedy. Without those the plot holes would loom much larger (they are tied up better in the book, but I don’t think filming the book straight would work half as well).
NIGHT TRAIN TO MUNICH stars Margaret Lindsey, Rex Harrison, and Paul Henreid and is directed by Carol Reed based on a novel by Gordon Holmes and is in itself a terrific little spy movie with great charm.
Frankly, reading the novel I missed Chalders and Caldicott despite the fact White, who came from the Rinehart school, is an excellent suspense novelist (THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE) and it is well worth reading. I really don’t see where the story bears the weight of much more than a good B film without Hitchcock’s genius and the comedy elements though.
I’ll certainly watch this one, but even if I enjoy it, I can’t see it making a mark on one of the best comedy mysteries of all time. Keep in mind Hitchcock was inventing the standards of the genre as he went along, not merely aping them. Much of what we see in his film had not been seen before by audiences.
June 24th, 2015 at 7:30 pm
Michael Shonk has just provided me with a link to the first part of the Charters & Caldicott TV series. Robin Bailey and Michael Aldridge star as as two eccentric Englishmen.
I still don’t believe the series is available in the US on DVD. Perhaps it has been released in the UK, but my search hasn’t extended that far yet. I did find a seller offering a set on iOffer, but I busted my budget for DVDs this month several days ago.
June 24th, 2015 at 7:32 pm
For as long as it stays available, I have just discovered that the Hitchcock version of LADY is also on YouTube:
June 24th, 2015 at 9:06 pm
Here’s a list of my favorite films and TV episodes set on trains:
http://mikegrost.com/boucher.htm#Trains
June 24th, 2015 at 10:14 pm
#10. All 23 parts are available for view if you have the patience. As you can tell from the video the series aired on PBS Masterpiece Mystery.
June 25th, 2015 at 8:12 am
Dan, at the time I was wishing – out loud – that walking out was an option. Steve is right in a way – Gould’s performance could not have been more wrong, even more so than in THE LONG GOODBYE. But Cybill’s overacting was awful.
July 3rd, 2017 at 4:49 pm
The 2013 version of the Lady Vanishes is greatly inferior to the Hitchcock version. It’s brutally somber and the young girl never makes any headway with the other passengers. Then, suddenly, a limp climax occurs with a few minutes to go with two passengers, the Reverend’s wife and the attractive mistress deciding to admit they say the old woman in tweed outside the train on the platform. The two old ladies never admit they saw the missing woman and that is a big black mark on the plot. In the Hitchcock version there are hard fought breakthroughs for the young girl with passengers finally admitting they saw the missing woman by degrees and the train ambush is very exciting. The reason for the abduction in this TV version is a real ‘so what’ yawner. Hitchcock is the master…end of discussion.