Sat 10 Mar 2018
A Western Fiction Review by Dan Stumpf: GARY JENNINGS – The Terrible Teague Bunch.
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GARY JENNINGS – The Terrible Teague Bunch. W. W. Norton & Co., hardcover, 1975; trade paperback, 1980. Avon, paperback, 1982.
Drop what you’re doing and go out and get this. I mean it. Waste no time. Don’t read another word here, don’t touch that mouse, just put down the piano and get this book. I’ll wait here till you get back.
Okay, while everyone else is gone, I’ll fill you in on the back-story of how I came to read this. It’s long and not very interesting, but I’ll tell it anyway.
Back in 1975 when we were a young married couple, my wife worked at a public library (and aren’t you glad we already have public libraries? Can you imagine trying to get an idea like that through Congress now?). Whenever I picked her up for lunch or dinner, I used to browse through the books a bit. Or more than a bit, which is how I saw this book, 43 years ago, but for some reason I never checked it out.
Okay, so fast-forward four decades and odd-change, to last week, when my favorite used-book store went out of business and I went in to scarf up some bargains. At one point I sat down to take a break on the only chair they had there for public use, tucked into the section on Railroad books. I have no interest in Railroad books, but as I sat there, my eyes lighted on the easy-to-read spine of The Terrible Teague Bunch. I didn’t recognize the title, but I figured I might as well look at it till my legs quit hurting, and as soon as I read the jacket-flap, I recognized it as that book from long ago I never got around to.
So if everybody’s back now, I’ll go on to talk about The Terrible Teague Bunch. It’s a magnificent shaggy-dog-story of a Western about two cowboys, an oil well rigger and a Cajun swamp logger who decide to rob a train and spend most of the book just trying to get to the railroad with a meager herd of mangy cows.
Along the way they have to deal with swindlers, swollen rivers, bellicose Baptists and a tornado, but that’s only part of the story. There’s also a thread about a woman who was captured by Comanches twenty years ago, trying to make her way in the world with a mixed-race daughter, and ….
… and I’m not going to tell much about the rest, because it would spoil a good story. I will say that the tale is told with a wry, sharp sense of humor that had me laughing out loud in places, and it quickly becomes apparent that these guys are just too damn nice to rob a train. At which point I thought I could see the ending coming, but I was wrong.
The last third of Teague turns grim, all the more so because the jokes keep coming, and from characters we really care about. This is writing of a high order, and more than that, it’s fun to read — a LOT of fun! Check it out now and thank me later.
March 10th, 2018 at 7:33 pm
Public libraries in the United States are principally funded by local or municipal governments. Congress has little input. So, you just wanted to take a dig at the government, huh.
March 11th, 2018 at 7:40 am
I wonder if this is the same Gary Jennings that wrote the book Aztec, which I read years ago, and although it wasn’t my usual type of book to read, thought it was great. Never followed up by reading anything else by him, but the book was pretty darn good if I have fond memories of it 30 years later.
March 11th, 2018 at 8:35 am
David, it’s the same Gary Jennings. I believe AZTEC and its sequels were quite popular.
Barry,
http://www.ala.org/news/press-releases/2017/03/president-s-budget-proposal-eliminate-federal-library-funding
March 11th, 2018 at 10:47 am
Yes, Dan — but as I read it, a key phrase popped out — “tiny amount of federal funding’ …
March 11th, 2018 at 11:11 am
Barry, I came up with several penetrating and insightful replies (trust me) but this ain’t the place for political debate, and I don’t want to distract attention from a worthwhile book.
Get my email addy from Steve if you want to settle this on the field of honor.
March 11th, 2018 at 1:29 pm
Dan, I didn’t introduce this sidebar, so I’ll pass.
March 11th, 2018 at 2:21 pm
Anyone familiar with the book? Or dazzled by the amazing story of how I came to read it?
March 11th, 2018 at 4:14 pm
I hadn’t even heard of the book, Dan, until you sent me your review to post. I’ve already checked online to see how easy it might be to snag a copy, and it’s not difficult at all. So I shall!
PS. I always enjoy stories about how people come across books they find, either by a long hunt for them or pure serendipity. Part of the joy of book collecting!
March 11th, 2018 at 5:56 pm
Gary Jennings not only wrote AZTEC and its sequels, he became a major bestselling writer whose works include THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN and others, all wonderful picaresque tales full of incident and action and running from Westerns to Marco Polo the Dark Ages, and a 19th Century circus.
No shock this is a great tale. Jennings was a remarkably entertaining teller of tales.
March 12th, 2018 at 4:00 pm
A very lively review, and report. I thank you for not revealing too much of the book but you do make it sound like it would be fun to read. I enjoyed your story about finding it again It is so much fun when life surprises you. And yes, I am glad we have public libraries.