JOSEPH MATHEWSON – Alicia’s Trump. Avon, paperback original, 1980.

   My good friend Ellen Nehr recently mentioned that she was looking for this book on the off chance it had something to do with bridge. Sorry, Ellen. It doesn’t, as you’ve probably already found out. Not at all.

   I personally happen to feel (as long as you’re asking) that bridge is a hopeless waste of time. It isn’t however, nearly the waste of good intellect as what this book is actually about. Tarot cards.

   Ugh. The occult, spiritualism, astrology, Satanism, or any combination thereof – I’ve said it before, and I’m saying it again: It’s all crap. It’s pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo, the pablum of weak minds incapable of getting through a day and using an ounce of independent thought at the same time. It’s organized brain rot, on a million dollar scale.

   Can you think of a greater contradiction in thought processes than to have the members of a “sort of occult underground” as the leading characters in a detective novel? You can’t begin to imagine how hard it was to force myself to finish this book.

   I did, though, and that’s only because Mathewson’s new sleuth, the elegant Alicia Von Helsing, does not specifically endorse such simple-minded activities herself. The victim, her godson Ronnie, does, or did, and so do most of the suspects in his death.

   So, all right. The background is one a detective might face. I agree there’s no reason why it shouldn’t be an appropriate one for a mystery story. But the fact remains, the world of the occult is one that’s totally alien to me. I don’t understand it, and I just couldn’t wait to get out of it.

   First in a series, or so it seems. Why a male author (apparently – I won’t trap myself completely and say “obviously”) would chose to tell a story from the first-person viewpoint of a hip middle-aged married lady from Manhattan is beyond me. The style is fragile and rather brittle, and in Mathewson’s hands, it tends toward the arch and pretentious.

   Maybe you’ll like it anyway. It isn’t bad. I just didn’t find it very good.

Rating: C

–Very slightly revised from The MYSTERY FANcier, Vol. 5, No. 2, March/April 1981.

   

Bibliographic Update: The author’s real name was Joseph Mathewson, and there was one additional book in his Alicia Von Helsing series, that being Death Turns Right (Avon, 1982). These were the only two mysteries he wrote.