Thu 12 May 2022
Mystery Review: HAROLD Q. MASUR – So Rich, So Lovely, and So Dead.
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HAROLD Q. MASUR – So Rich, So Lovely, and So Dead. Scott Jordan #4. Simon & Schuster, hardcover, 1952. Pocket #998, paperback, 1954; cover art by; Stanley Zuckerberg. Dell D383, paperback, November 1961, as by Hal Q. Masur; cover art by Robert McGinnis. Pyramid #T2391, paperback, 1971.
The title refers to the first victim in this mystery, the fourth book appearance of defense attorney Scott Jordan. This is unfortunate, because I’d have liked to see her alive and well quite a bit longer. She is lovely, but while still young, has been married twice, and as a result of both marriages, is worth something in the order of ten million dollars. Rich, in other words.
And which is why she’s dead, and all too soon, because she also has a bit of sass to her. Someone wants her money – and control of her recently deceased uncle’s company – also worth a huge amount of money. But there is a catch. To obtain her inheritance she has to be married to an employee of the company by a certain date. And since her fiance’s divorce is not complete, she has to find a stand-in, a man who will agree to marry her for long enough to fulfill the provisions of the will, then step gracefully aside, well compensated, of course.
A problem arises, however, when she is murdered while still married to the stand-in. This is the legal problems begin – not quite as complicated in a Perry Mason story, but close enough.
One difference between Perry and Scott Jordan, is that the latter tells his own story, and he’s more active in the legal end of things, instead of manipulating the evidence, as the former is so wont to do. When it comes down to it, Perry leaves all the paperwork to Della or an occasional law clerk in his office to do. Jordan is more of a hands-on kind of guy in that regard. Perry;s biggest claim to fame are his trial scenes. There’s not a hint of a courtroom in this one by Masur.
The latter tells his story with a smooth but by no means overly slick style of prose. He even makes the usually saggy parts in the middle of the book interesting. In spite of full contingent number of suspects with motive, I’d have to say that the actual amount of detective work involved is minimal, with the date of a missing newspaper rather important in that regard.
I enjoyed the Scott Jordan books quite a bit when they were coming out new, every year or so for a while, and I enjoyed this one too, one I seem to have missed back then.
May 12th, 2022 at 12:48 pm
Steve,
I know you have a great interview with Masur on your site already. Here’s something I recently posted on him. Lawyer training is good for crime writers, apparently.
May 12th, 2022 at 1:20 pm
Thanks for the links, Sai — including one for my own site (not the blog), which I’d forgotten about (believe it or not).
Gary Lovisi reviewed this one there, in which he said:
So Rich, So Lovely, and So Dead is the fourth novel in the series. Pocket Books published it in paperback in 1953 (#988) with a dynamite Stanley Zuckerberg cover. It was later reprinted by Dell Books in 1961 (#D383) with a gorgeous Robert McGinnis cover. McGinnis’s cover was obviously influenced by the previous cover done by Zuckerberg. The pose of the woman is similar, after all, yet McGinnis has refined Zuckerberg’s idea and updated it. It’s much more vibrant and alive. Both of these covers are favorites of mine. They’re great work from two different eras, from two very individualistic artists.
“In this Scott Jordan novel we have a rich and beautiful countess, tagged by the newspapers as “the fabulous Screwball,†who seems to prove it to Jordan when she offers him $5,000 if he’ll marry her. Jordan never gets a chance to accept her proposition or to find out why it was offered, because in less than 24 hours, she’s murdered. Jordan finds himself in the soup again, and he has to find the real killer.
“You get the idea. This is good stuff.”
He also points out how hardboiled the previous book in the series was:
“You Can’t Live Forever is the third book with a classic hardboiled title. This was done by Pocket Books (#860) in 1952 and has a wild Frank McCarthy cover featuring Jordan battling a pretty female murderess. The cover depicts the following wild scene from the novel:
““I swarmed in and clamped a hand over her mouth. It muffled the outcry but turned her into a frenzied animal. She twisted and kicked and clawed. Fingernails raked at my face. Spiked heels beat frantically against my shins. She got one of my fingers between her teeth and tried to amputate it.—
This is interesting because SO RICH is not even medium boiled.
May 12th, 2022 at 1:27 pm
And that’s an interesting piece on Masur that’s posted on your blog. This must be Masur Week around the world!
May 12th, 2022 at 1:44 pm
I’ve just redone the cover images for this book to show what Gary was talking about in his quote I included in Comment #2.
May 12th, 2022 at 1:56 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever read anything about that explained what the “Q” stood for. Have I missed it somehow somewhere?
May 12th, 2022 at 5:38 pm
Though I’ve heard of these, I don’t have any nor have I read any. Sound great though. Darn.
May 12th, 2022 at 7:10 pm
Masur was very popular in the 50s and 60s. Used paperbacks used to be very common. I don’t know if they till are or not, but I think for you he’s well worth looking put for.
May 12th, 2022 at 8:14 pm
Rick: why ‘darn’? To me it’s always heartening to locate an untapped vein of vintage detective fiction….just when you think the mine’s kaput you discover another nugget—a masur, a Thomas Dewey, a Richard Sale…for me this site (and sadly not a lot of others still going) is great for helping the hardboiled miner map out a good place to dig. Like Clint Eastwood says, there’s only 2 kinds of people in the world. Those with guns, and those who dig.
May 13th, 2022 at 12:23 pm
Masur was popular in the Sixties and his paperback novels showed up everywhere. Today, it’s a different story. The arc of Masur’s career is front-loaded:
Bury Me Deep (Scott Jordan novel; 1947)
Suddenly A Corpse (Scott Jordan novel; 1949)
You Can’t Live Forever (Scott Jordan novel; 1951)
So Rich, So Lovely, and So Dead (Scott Jordan novel; 1952)
The Big Money (Scott Jordan novel; 1954)
Our Valiant Few (1956)
Tall, Dark & Deadly (Scott Jordan novel; 1956)
The Last Gamble (UK Title: The Last Breath) (Also published as: Murder on Broadway) (Scott Jordan novel;1958)
Send Another Hearse (Scott Jordan novel; 1960)
The Name Is Jordan (collection of Scott Jordan short stories 1947-1960; 1962)
Make a Killing (Scott Jordan novel; 1964)
The Legacy Lenders (Scott Jordan novel; 1967)
The Attorney (1973)
The Broker (1981)
The Mourning After (Scott Jordan novel; 1981)
May 13th, 2022 at 12:40 pm
Thanks for the checklist, George. I’ve never read any of Masur’s non-Jordan novels, but there’s only a few Scott Jordan’s I haven’t read. I’m hoping to get to some of those soon.
May 13th, 2022 at 10:06 pm
Masur and Jordan always seemed just short of the major league but were just on the edge of it. I don’t think I read any of the books after THE NAME IS JORDAN for some reason, and I seem to recall the books got more legalistic and mainstream later, but for a while Jordan and Masur were near the top of my must read list.