ROBERT CRAIS – The First Rule. Putnam’s, hardcover, January 2010. Berkley, premium paperback, January 2011.

ROBERT CRAIS The First Rule

   Joe Pike has been appearing in Robert Crais’s Elvis Cole books as his good call-upon-when-needed right hand man for quite some time, but this is only the second in which he has had the starring role, the first being The Watchman (2007). Cole appears in this one too, but he’s called upon only when Pike needs some good old-fashioned PI assistance (and for someone to cover his back).

   I’ve just finished the paperback edition, all 393 pages worth, and in spite of all the blurbs inside the front cover, each more positive than the next, I don’t think that Pike, the strong taciturn type, has it in him to be the star of a book with that many pages in it. Believe it or not, this is a thriller than gets less and less thrilling as the book goes on.

   It all begins when a gang of hoodlums hired by some good old-fashioned Serbian criminals guns down an old mercenary buddy of Pike, along with his entire family and a young nanny for the kids. Pike doesn’t take this well.

   And he spends the next 370 pages or so proving it. I think that what the problem is here is that when your primary hero is Superman, who can destroy entire galaxies just by listening hard – I’m paraphrasing here, and I don’t know who it was who came up with the original quote – how do you make his adventures interesting?