GEORGE GOODCHILD – The Monster of Grammont. Hodder & Stoughton, UK, hardcover, 1927. Mystery League, US, hardcover, 1930.

   I try to read at least one spooky book this time of year, and this year it was George Goodchild’s elusive novel, The Monster of Grammont.

   I say “elusive” because I have seen this book at used book stores three times. The first two times I set it aside and someone else got it while I wasn’t looking. The third time I bought it with no difficulty, only to have it disappear for two weeks when I was halfway through it — turned out some idiot set a pile of junk overtop it while I was working in my basement. Terrible the help one gets these days. But I digress….

   Monster starts off quite well, with two doughty Englishmen motoring through post-WWI France on Holiday, stopping at a chateau where one of them convalesced thanks to the hospitality of the owner, Count Fallieres, and finding the Count and his beautiful daughter (“She was just a child when I was here last…”) beset by a nasty old ghost.

   And when I say “nasty old ghost” I mean every inch of that phrase. No pallid whining blob of ectoplasm, this supernatural visitor is big, ugly, ill-tempered and quite capable of nailing doughty Englishmen to the floor when they venture too near, which our heroes do early on and often thereafter.

   This sustains the first several chapters quite nicely, as everyone darts about the chateau in pursuit of the ghostly vandal until Fallieres get murdered for his trouble and Police Detective Fouchard is sent to investigate.

   Only Fouchard doesn’t show up right away; an impostor takes his place and promptly vanishes when the real Fouchard shows up. Which sets up a whole different plot involving kidnappings, more impersonations, car chases, bombs, and still more plotting, till the Monster of Grammont gets rather displaced by all that mucking about.

   Which is a shame, because the Monster was an entertaining brute, and the plot that replaces his antics seems tame and tepid by comparison. Worse yet, the story wraps up with a burst of niceness sure to disappoint readers who followed the earlier, nastier passages as avidly as I did.

   There is a certain amount of charm in the attitudes and impressions of our post-Victorian heroes, but readers looking for an authentic chill had best put this down and seek elsewhere.