Fri 3 Feb 2023
Reviewed by Tony Baer: MICHAEL FESSIER – Fully Dressed and in His Right Mind.
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MICHAEL FESSIER – Fully Dressed and in His Right Mind. Knopf, hardcover, 1935. Lion 214, paperback, 1954 [?]. Stark House Press: Staccato Crime #5, softcover, 2022.
Johnny Price, a 30-ish bachelor of independent means, lives in San Francisco. He’s just minding his own business, out for a stroll, when a well-known publisher of a city paper is shot to death down the street. As he scurries away with the crowd, an ordinary looking little old man with startlingly satanic green eyes casually says to him: I’m the one that murdered him.
Price assumes the old man, who aside from his dangerous eyes, does not appear to be capable of harming a mosquito, or even downing a mojito, is just batty. And walks on.
The old man continues to make unwelcome appearances. At the bar, at the apartment. He just wanders in, uninvited. Drinks a bit of sherry, and leaves. Leaving discomfiture in his wake. And then dread.
Meanwhile, Price has taken to midnight meanders by the Golden Gate park, where he encounters a beautiful naked maiden who swims there each evening. He falls in love with the sea nymph, and she him, but she is unwilling to leave her park and live with him.
Then Price’s acquaintances begin to die. And the old man claims to be a witness to Price murdering one of them. And Price is imprisoned.
The book is an oddity, and a bit uncomfortable. You’re not sure who or what to believe of the goings on. It’s a bit reminiscent of the malaise I felt reading The Deadly Percheron and The Red Right Hand. Though where those two attempted to explain away all the oddness by the end, this author feels no such compunction. So you close the book with the weirdness unresolved. It continues to irk, unlike its ilk.
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Incidentally, when I read that the same author’s other ‘famous’ novel was called Clovis (Dial Press, 1948), about a bird that could not only talk but think, becoming the leader of a cult, I had to read that too. Nothing particularly criminous about Clovis. But also strange with its strangeness unresolved. A bit more on the comic side though.
In one funny part he’s giving a lecture on evolution when a middle-aged matronly bumpkin exclaims: “You saying my grandma was a monkey!! I’ll get you!!!!” To which Clovis responds: “In your case, I’ll agree. You did not evolve from monkeys. However, if you and your offspring make very careful and deliberate breeding choices for many generations, it is possible that your lineage may evolve into monkeys.”
Like JG Ballard (though not at all like JG Ballard), Fessier only mildly tinkers with reality. He doesn’t throw it completely out of whack. Which causes you to experience a level of verisimilitude in the strangeness. It’s not so weird as to be deniable as simply fantasy. Rather it reads like it’s true. And it’s believable enough to create an absurdity that you cannot quite dismiss — howevermuch you might like to.

February 3rd, 2023 at 7:06 pm
From Michael Fessier’s Wikipedia page:
“Michael Fessier (1905–1988) was an American screenwriter and film producer. He worked for Hollywood studios such as MGM and Universal Pictures. Later in his career he worked in television. He also wrote short stories and novels, two of which were adapted for the screen. He was married to the actress Lilian Bond.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fessier
There’s not a lot of information about the books he wrote (none), but
Selected filmography:
Society Doctor (1935)
Exclusive Story (1936)
Women Are Trouble (1936)
All American Chump (1936)
Speed (1936)
Song of the City (1937)
The Women Men Marry (1937)
Valley of the Giants (1938)
The Angels Wash Their Faces (1939)
Wings of the Navy (1939)
Espionage Agent (1939)
He Stayed for Breakfast (1940)
It All Came True (1940)
Knockout (1941)
You’ll Never Get Rich (1941)
You Were Never Lovelier (1942)
Fired Wife (1943)
Her Primitive Man (1944)
The Merry Monahans (1944)
San Diego, I Love You (1944)
Greenwich Village (1944)
Frontier Gal (1945)
That’s the Spirit (1945)
That Night with You (1945)
Lover Come Back (1946)
Slave Girl (1947)
Red Garters (1954)
The Boy from Oklahoma (1954)
February 3rd, 2023 at 7:08 pm
Googling further:
https://gilligan.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Fessier
He became a television writer in the Fifties, “turning out novels and short stories in between his television projects, writing episodes of ” Have Gun Will Travel,” “Gilligan’s Island,” “Lost In Space,” “Bonanza,” “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” and “The Thin Man” on television. Later in life, he wrote short stories for Story and Esquire magazines; his story, “That’s What Happened to Me,” has been published in 70 anthologies. His other literary works include “Fully Dressed and in His Right Mind” and the novel “Clovis,” about a highly-educated, highly-opinionated parrot. He passed away September 24, 1988 in Northridge, California, survived by his son, Michael, who was also a writer. He was 82 years old.”
February 3rd, 2023 at 7:21 pm
13 BEST NON-SUPERNATURAL HORROR NOVELS Selected by Karl Edward Wagner (twilight Zone Magazine)
1. The Deadly Percheron by John Franklin Bardin The opening chapter defies description. Imagine one of those 1930s screwball comedies with the crazy situations, but substitute malevolence for humor.
2. Psycho by Robert Bloch Can you ever feel safe in the shower again? I think there may have been a film version by Alfred Hitchcock.
3. Here Comes a Candle by Fredric Brown
Brown, like Bloch, could be extremely funny when he chose, or extremely frightening. This time he wasn’t kidding.
4. The Screaming Mimi by Fredric Brown
Brown again at his terrifying best, and again with a psychotic killer. This was filmed twice: once as The Screaming Mirni and more recently as The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (a/k/a The Phantom of Terror).
5. The Fire-Spirits by Paul Busson A strange tale of a young man’s involvement with a bewitching peasant child, mountain legends, and German unification. The English translation is said to be heavily expurgated, but I haven’t read the German to compare.
6. The Crooked Hinge by John Dickson Carr Sometimes Carr actually did use the supernatural in his detective novels, sometimes he only seemed
to do so. The Crooked Hinge does not turn out to be a ghost story, but that won’t spare your nerves.
7. The Sorcerer’s Apprentice by Hanns Heinz Ewers The first of the Frank Braun trilogy. Braun hypnotizes a peasant girl into believing she has known a heavenly visitation, the isolated village goes mad with religious frenzy, and Braun is in over his head.
8. Vampire by Hanns Heinz Ewers Third and most obviously political of the Frank Braun trilogy. Braun tours the United States before its entry into World War I, trying to gain support for the German cause, during which time he suffers from periods of weakness and blackouts. The question of who is the victim and who the master was a recurrent dilemma in Ewers’s work, and one which the Nazis finally soh’ed for him.
9. Fully Dressed and in His Right Mind by Michael Fessier Like John Franklin Bardin, Fessier takes a screwball situation and adroitly twists it into something evil.
10. The Shadow on the House by Mark Hansom Hansom is another of the unjustly neglected group of British thriller writers. Usually his novels only appeared to have supernatural content, and at the end we learn it was only Uncle G«!offrey in a Mad Monk costume behind it all. The ending to this one is a stunner.
11. Torture Garden
by Octave Mirbeau Fin-de-siecle decadence at its best. At one time one of those “suppressed” books and now chiefly remembered for one of Prank Frazetta’s rarer paperback , covers.
12. The Master of the Day of Judgment by Leo Perutz
Is.it real or is it hashish? But what is reality? It’s all relative, isn’t it? This one is strange, even for Perutz.
13. The Subjugated Beast by R. R. Ryan
Ryan could be extremely sadistic when the mood was on her, and the mood was usually on her, and it certainly was here. Ryan could combine psychological cruelty with Grand Guignol horror better than any writer going, except perhaps Charles Birkin, and she had a knack for putting her characters into situations that would have given Hitchcock qualms. This would have made a great Hitchcock film, although the British probably had laws against such things.
List from:
https://archive.org/details/Twilight_Zone_v03n02_1983-06_noads/mode/1up?view=theater
February 3rd, 2023 at 7:24 pm
Quite enthusiastic review of the book here: https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/magical-realism-meets-noir-on-michael-fessiers-fully-dressed-and-in-his-right-mind/
February 3rd, 2023 at 8:38 pm
You’re right. That’s quite a review. Thanks for the link!
February 4th, 2023 at 2:18 am
And here I thought the strangest noir novels were McCabe’s THE FACE ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR, Eric Knight’s YOU PLAY THE BLACK AND THE RED COMES UP, and Russell Grenahan’s IT HAPPENED IN BOSTON. Obviously, there is something much weirder waiting.
Sounds like Woolrich collaborating with Keeler, and thus, a must read. Thanks.
February 4th, 2023 at 8:24 am
Okay Tony, and you too Steve, I’ve about had it with these literate, perceptive reviews that prompt me to buy more books to add to a TBR shelf already groaning under the weight.
Steve, if you keep it up I refuse to be responsible. This is not a threat; I just won’t be responsible.
February 4th, 2023 at 10:01 am
John Norris wrote another long and very good review of this book on his blog a while back. Here’s the link:
https://prettysinister.blogspot.com/2011/03/fully-dressed-and-in-his-right-mind.html
I’ve also added a Lion paperback reprint to the info about the book at the top of the review, then an image of the cover at the bottom.