Wed 26 Jul 2023
A Western Fiction Review by Dan Stumpf: NOEL LOOMIS – Have Gun, Will Travel.
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NOEL LOOMIS – Have Gun, Will Travel. Dell First Edition B-156, paperback original; 1at printing, 1960. Cover art by Robert Stanley.
Not a real winner, but it inspired me to make a pipe.
Noel Loomis was a well-regarded Western historian, and he wrote several scripts for the television show, so he was a natural for this paperback tie-in. And he gives it the dollop of polish one expects from a writer of his caliber, but that’s not always a good thing.
The plot involves Paladin’s involvement with a notorious lady of the theatre, the search for a missing newspaper editor, Mexican revolutionaries and the near-legendary outlaw Three-Fingered Phil.
Freed of the time and budget constraints of network television, Loomis lets his hero and himself ramble, from San Francisco to Santa Fe, down into Mexico and up into the mountains, with every leg and limb of the journey described in detail. Oh, it never gets monotonous, it just gets, well… long!
And perhaps it’s no fault of Loomis’ that he never really evokes the forceful personality Richard Boone brought to his characterization, though he lards the dialogue with allusions to Shakespeare. He just misses the laconic personality and repressed rage essential to the character of Paladin, and it leaves a gaping whole in the book that Robert Stanley’s excellent cover can’t quite fill.
That said, there are enough fist-fights, knife-fights and gun-fights to keep the reader awake, and Loomis puts the action across reasonably well. Maybe it’s me, I just couldn’t get excited over this.
But it did prompt me to make a pipe out of a tree branch and trim from an old cap pistol!

July 26th, 2023 at 1:58 pm
Your review of this book jibes with my opinion of it nearly 100%, Dan, except that I stopped reading it after only a chapter, or maybe two at the most. At the time, it was neither the book I expected nor the one I wanted to read.
July 26th, 2023 at 5:58 pm
I don’t understand, it’s only 160 pages!
July 26th, 2023 at 8:58 pm
Ill have to defer to Dan for a proper answer to that, but a lot of times it’s the pacing of the story that’s at fault, not how many pages long it is. And that includes books in which there’s a lot of things going on, but the story itself is just not moving.
My brother reads a lot of detective mysteries, and he calls them the draggy parts.
July 27th, 2023 at 12:21 am
That is certainly some man-sized hunk of smoking apparatus. Gadzooks.
It looks like something Rock Hudson –posing as oilman Rex Stetson in ‘Pillow Talk’ –would heft around in a custom carrying case.
It looks like something Errol Flynn would keep over his fireplace to take pot-shots at.
You could smoke a tumbleweed in something that round.
July 27th, 2023 at 6:58 am
Lazy George, it has a comfortable grip, generous-size bowl, and smooth draw. What more could you ask of a pipe?
July 28th, 2023 at 9:24 pm
Many many years ago I passed this up on a paperback rack in a grocery store, and beat myself over the years for not having purchased it. After these commments I’m hitting myself a lot more gently.
I felt much the same way about the Robert Vaughn WILD WILD WEST books, though I liked the Signet Richard Wormser one.