Sun 25 May 2025
Movie Review: FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH (2025).
Posted by Steve under Action Adventure movies , Reviews[6] Comments
FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. Apple Original Films, 2025. John Krasinski, Natalie Portman, Eiza González, Domhnall Gleeson, Arian Moayed, Stanley Tucci. Director: Guy Ritchie.
Given the title of this film and the fact that I’ve placed it in the Action Adventure category, I expect that most of you are thinking right now that you know exactly how the story line will play out, and long before the movie begins.
And most of you would be right. All but the details, of course, and they don’t matter anyway.
But for the record, a mostly estranged brother and sister agree to work for a man with lots of money but who’s dying anyway. Object: to find – you guessed it – the Fountain of Youth. The brother is the instigator, who wants to say yes immediately. The sister needs a lot more persuasion, but she reluctantly agrees as well. She’s in.
The trail leads them from Thailand to the US and then to Egypt and – the Pyramids, where they all have a lot of fun in not only finding what they are looking for but at the same time fending off all kinds of mercenaries on both sides, sort of, plus the police and maybe someone else whom I’ve forgotten.
Lots of fireworks in this one, folks, and a lot of money went into the production, which is quite superb. It all works well enough – even more than well enough, in fact – except for the fact that it’s all been done before. (The ending suggests that another adventure may even be in the offing. It all may be done again.)

May 25th, 2025 at 9:13 pm
Cardboard, pretty gilded cardboard but cardboard. Sometimes you are in the mood for gilded cardboard.
May 25th, 2025 at 9:30 pm
And perfectly fine for a holiday weekend viewing, if you’re so inclined.
May 26th, 2025 at 6:39 am
Yeah, well, two things. One, no Apple +. Two, Guy Ritchie, so not for me.
May 26th, 2025 at 11:57 am
It was Jon who signed me up for Apple, for reasons I no longer recall. Pickings have been rather slim, I’d say, but that’s just me.
As for Guy Ritchie, I believe this is the first of his films I’ve seen, including neither of his Sherlock movies. I found nothing about his involvement in this one to talk about, as you may have noticed, but then again I seldom do, no matter who’s at the helm.
May 27th, 2025 at 7:49 pm
A true Stinker-roo. Plot-holes galore. Not one character I liked or cared about. If you enjoy impossible devices, inexplicable coincidence, and unbelievable behaviors, this one is for you. Oh, the cinematography was quite nice.
June 17th, 2025 at 1:29 pm
I love the action, humor and drama in that movie, and also the visual effects especially inside the pyramid it’s impressive.