Mon 12 Sep 2022
Reviewed by Dan Stumpf: HOLMAN DAY – Clothes Make the Pirate.
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HOLMAN DAY – Clothes Make the Pirate. Harper & Brothers, hardcover, 1925. Grossett & Dunlap, hardcover, Photoplay edition. Silent film: First National, 1925, starring Leon Errol and Dorothy Gish.
I pause to appreciate the oddities of this world as I reflect that a book nearly a hundred years old turned up at Hussey’s General Store in Maine.
Author Day alleges to have based his tale on an obscure historical record to the effect that the town of Pemaquid Maine was sacked sometime around 1770 by a Pirate known as Dixy Bull, who appears to have sailed off into the fog of History shortly thereafter.
From this meager shard he fashioned a tale that would have made a fine vehicle for Bob Hope: The story of meek tailor Tidd in pre-revolution Boston, whose parents saddled him with the Christian name of Tremble-at-Evil, which seems to have fit him nicely, for he is henpecked at home, derided by his debtors, and pointedly ignored by his niece’s Redcoat paramour.
Browbeaten by Boston, Tidd takes spiritual refuge in reading and re-reading an escapist epic, The Buccaneers of the Spanish Maine. Indeed, his escapism has grown to the point where he has fashioned himself a suitably piratical outfit, purchased second-hand broadsword and cutlass, and practiced glowering in front of the mirror like a truly fearsome corsair.
You’ve guessed where all this is headed. In short order, Tidd is mistaken for the notorious pirate captain Dixy Bull and finds himself in dubious command of a band of cut-throats on the high seas (well the coast of New England, actually, but High Seas sounds more romantic, don’t you think?)
Holman Day takes an enjoyably light-hearted view of all this, and while Clothes is seldom actually funny, it is always consistently entertaining, especially as he winds up his story with the appearance of the actual Dixy Bull, thirsting for the blood of his impostor. Like I say, it would have made a fine vehicle for Bob Hope!
September 12th, 2022 at 6:02 pm
Bob Hope wasn’t making movies yet in 1925, so I went digging. Looks like they had to settle for Leon Errol?
September 12th, 2022 at 7:16 pm
This looks delightful and sounds as if it would have made a great Hope vehicle or earlier Doug Fairbanks when he was still primarily doing comedy.
It’s always fun to find something like this in the wild.
Dorothy Gish, Lilian’s sister, co-starred with Errol in the 1925 film.
September 12th, 2022 at 7:58 pm
Ebook:
https://books.google.com/books/about/Clothes_Make_the_Pirate.html?id=N74zAAAAIAAJ
September 12th, 2022 at 11:23 pm
I see Holman Day wrote quite a bit for the pulps and slicks but I don’t see this novel listed as a serial. Probably never published in a magazine.
However I found a copy of the hardcover for only $12 plus postage and I’m looking forward to reading it.
September 12th, 2022 at 11:32 pm
And for anyone who might be interested, here’s his Wikipedia page:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holman_Day
And yes, he wrote what seems to be several hundred stories for both the pulps and the slicks.