Mon 7 Apr 2025
SF Stories I’m Reading: ROBERT A. HEINLEIN “– All You Zombies –”
Posted by Steve under Science Fiction & Fantasy , Stories I'm Reading[8] Comments
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN “–All You Zombies–” First published in Fantasy & Science Fiction, March 1959 (after having been rejected by Playboy). Reprinted a number of times, including The Worlds of Science Fiction, edited by Robert P. Mills (Paperback Library, 1965), and Time Troopers, edited by Hank Davis & Christopher Ruocchio (Baen Books, 2022), among others. Collected in The Unpleasant Profession of Jonathan Hoag (Gnome Press, 1969) and 6 x H (Pyramid, 1961), again among many others. Film: As Predestination (Australia, 2014, starring Ethan Hawke). [See Comment #6.]
The story begins in a bar, for no better reason that is where any story of its kind should begin, with a fellow who calls himself an Unmarried Mother (actually a writer for true confession magazines) telling his life story to the other fellow, the one on the other side of the bar. It’s a lengthy tale, and it includes the fact that the fellow telling the story was born as a girl.
And this is the point in my telling you the story is exactly where I knew I was going to get stuck, as while I know many of you have read the story, I’m sure there still are several of you who haven’t, and by telling you anything more in any kind of detail, I’m going to end up telling you the entire story.
There is no way I’m going to do that. Robert Heinlein did it a whole lot better back in 1959, and it’s still the best time travel story that I’ve ever read. It takes the fellow from the bar through a well charted trip across time and space and (in fact) his entire life It’s clean and smooth, and I can’t find a single flaw in it. What more can I tell you?
I don’t rate many stories 10 stars out of 10, but this one deserves it.
April 8th, 2025 at 3:37 am
If a story could get eleven stars out of ten, this one would.
The beginning and end of all time-paradox stories.
April 8th, 2025 at 6:14 am
Look at the roster of names on that issue of F&SF. Good lord! Excellent story. If this appears in any YA science fiction anthology, watch how fast the self-appointed community watchdogs would scream for it to be pulled from school library shelves because the main character is (gasp) transgender.
April 8th, 2025 at 11:46 am
Yes, that issue of F&SF was dubbed an All-Star issue, and All-Star it was:
Contents:
5 • “All You Zombies—” • short story by Robert A. Heinlein
16 • Nothing • essay by Isaac Asimov
20 • The Shoreline at Sunset • short story by Ray Bradbury
28 • Jordan • [The People] • novelette by Zenna Henderson
54 • Of Time and Cats • short story by Howard Fast
64 • The Distant Sound of Engines • short story by Algis Budrys
68 • Sportsman’s Difficulty • poem by Doris Pitkin Buck
69 • The Certificate • short story by Avram Davidson
74 • Three-Dimensional Valentine • short story by Stuart Palmer
84 • Through Time and Space with Ferdinand Feghoot • short story by Reginald Bretnor [as by Grendel Briarton]
85 • The Sky People • [Maurai] • novelette by Poul Anderson
125 • Will You Wait? • short story by Alfred Bester
Not a weak author nor story in the bunch!
April 9th, 2025 at 10:34 am
Around 1960, Robert A. Heinlein became my favorite SF writer (that changed a couple years later when I read WAY STATION by Clifford Simak). I read Heinlein’s juvenile SF novels that were available in my school library. But what pushed Heinlein into the Number One spot was my reading of STARSHIP TROOPERS in early 1960. Fabulous!
April 9th, 2025 at 2:17 pm
Our paths have gone in similar directions, George. Heinlein was the favorite SF writer of that era for a lot of people, including me as well as you, but again like you I think I gradually began to like Simak’s work a lot more. But there were a lot of excellent SF writers at that time, and it was hard to pick. Today, not so much. I don’t find a lot to read anymore from current authors.
April 11th, 2025 at 3:52 pm
By the way, the Aussies gave the story a whirl about ten years ago called PREDESTINATION, described here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predestination_(film)
April 11th, 2025 at 4:33 pm
Wow. Thank you, Mike! This is a film I knew absolutely nothing about. The good news is that it seems to be available for streaming on most of the usual sources, but only to rent or buy. I’ll do the former as soon as I can.
April 12th, 2025 at 9:59 pm
Superb story, and as pointed out impossible to review without ruining it for others, but I do wish RAH hadn’t beaten the idea to death in TIME ENOUGH FOR LOVE.