Tue 28 Oct 2025
Stories I’m Reading: CORNELL WOOLRICH “Soda Fountain.”
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CORNELL WOOLRICH “Soda Fountain.” Appeared in The Saint Mystery Magazine,” March 1960. Reprinted from Liberty, October 11, 1930, as “Soda-Fountain Saga.”

John Spanish is a soda jerk, a description of a job which may not exist anymore, and if it does, it’s a job not nearly as common as it used to be. (I am not as up on things like this as I used to be, either.) He is uncommonly good at this job, or at least he thinks he is, and it’s quite apparent that he really does have an effect on all of the high school girls who come swarming in when school lets out.
All but one of them, and perhaps she is not really a schoolgirl. She never comes in with books, and she treats Spanish with undisguised non-interest. He tries his best, but, no, the lady is not interested. Then for a couple of days in a row, she meets a man at the counter. A man she knows well, Spanish catches on to that right away. In sort of futile gesture, but he cannot help himself, he fixes the girl’s companion a special drink. A doozy, you might say.

The next day, the girl comes in, with a suitcase. “What did you do to my husband?” she demands. He gulps, figuratively if not physically.
And just where is this story going, the reader wonders. I’ll stop here and say no more but only remind you that this is a crime story. A minor one, true, and while it was written early in Woolrich’s career, and somewhat amateurishly phrased now and again, with an ending that needed just a little more punch to it, it has a modicum of a cuteness while not being totally fluff either.
And while I’m not absolutely positive, and there’s no information provided as a blurb in reprint version I read, but this appears to be Cornell Woolrich’s very first crime story. Not his first published story – there were about a dozen stories he had written before this one, appearing in magazines such as College Humor and the like – but I’m sure happy I came across it late last night, for all of the reasons mentioned above.
October 29th, 2025 at 8:37 am
I’ve been a Cornell Woolrich fan since the 1960s. Yes, Woolrich requires “suspension of disbelief” in many of his short stories and novels. But, Woolrich knows how to amp up the suspense and tension.
October 29th, 2025 at 10:54 am
Woolrich was just beginning when he wrote this one, but yes, reading it now, you can see that all of the traits he’s known for were already there.
October 29th, 2025 at 4:40 pm
Woolrich’s considered first crime/mystery pulp story was in Detective Fiction Weekly “Death Sits In the Dentist’s Chair” from 1934. I’m not up on any of his earlier pulp short stories of which there were many, but I wouldn’t be surprised if a few had some mystery content. I’ll have to look this one up. Thanks for the review!
October 29th, 2025 at 8:09 pm
I’ve found my copy of DILEMMA OF THE DEAD LADY, which I posted an old review of here on this blog not too long ago. I hope I won’t be overdoing it on Woolrich’s work, but I’m planning to read it again and do some updates on what I said about it before. His stories fascinate me. Nobody ever wrote stories like him, faults and all, and nobody ever will.
October 30th, 2025 at 4:45 am
I think it’s fascinating that Woolrich has “legs” almost 60 years after his death. How many trendy best-sellers lie forgotten since then?
October 30th, 2025 at 11:47 am
Dan,
You probably didn’t mean the mean pun, but at his death, woolrich literally didn’t have ‘legs’, gangrene from self-neglect, necessitating amputation of one of them.
October 31st, 2025 at 7:37 am
Tony,
“Legs” was written with awareness of the irony and the dangers of sarcasm.
October 31st, 2025 at 8:00 am
Dan,
A zen amputee might ask if you could hear the applause of one hand clapping.
November 1st, 2025 at 2:56 am
“… a modicum of cuteness while not totally fluff…” is in itself a fairly good description of much of the fiction that appeared in LIBERTY in that era though their lineup at various times included Philip Wylie, Leslie Charteris, Dashiell Hammett, Achmed Abdullah, Sax Rohmer, and Rex Stout to name a few.
November 2nd, 2025 at 12:38 am
Amusing to me that you’d land on this issue of THE SAINT, as well…one of a trio of SAINT issues I first picked up somewhere in a grab-nag purchase in the ’80s, the first copies of the magazine I owned, but I had known of its existence mostly from AH PRESENTS: volumes edited by Robert Arthur or Harold Q. Masur, which I began reading in the early ’70s. The late issues, such as this one, were more handsome.
November 2nd, 2025 at 1:05 am
Or, even, a grab-bag. A grab-nag, sadly, was probably on her way to a glue factory.
And not to be excessively cute nor punctilious, this Woolrich story wouldn’t count as a “pulp” story in any case, being a LIBERTY original reprinted in THE SAINT, neither of which were pulps in format nor even, per se, in content, even if of the nearest kin.