Sat 29 Aug 2026
It started out normally, in perfectly innocent fashion, but after I’d packed up the I’d books sold on eBay since the day before and was heading to the post office, I noticed that a warning light on my car’s dashboard was on. Something wrong with a tire? That hadn’t happened in a while. I jumped out and looked at all four tires. Sure enough, one was not just soft, but flat.
I went in to call AAA, and having done so – they told me that it would be an hour before help came along – I went back out and heard the radio playing. I hadn’t turned it off before getting out. I got in and reached for my ignition key, The thick, stubby end wasn’t there, Gone. It had exploded apart, leaving only the thin metal part in the ignition. I tried puling it out, but was a total no-go. Eve with pliers, it wouldn’t budge.
So, two more phone calls, One to Goodyear to replace the tire, and then to a local locksmith. I have an appointment with the former for Tuesday – why so long, I don’t know – and the locksmith came around one o’clock today.
But what’s going on? What’s the connection between a flat tire and an ignition key with its head blown off? Same time and place. I don’t see it, but there you go. It happened. Any explanations?
August 30th, 2026 at 3:17 am
When my ignition key blows up I’m going back to bed.
August 30th, 2026 at 12:26 pm
Always a good option!
August 30th, 2026 at 6:52 am
The answer is…a newer car?
August 30th, 2026 at 12:23 pm
It’s 15 years old now. As soon as I can get a new tire on it, I figure it’ll be good for another 15 years.
August 30th, 2026 at 8:33 am
Ignition keys don’t usually blow up unless you have violated some ancient Indian graveyard. I’m not an expert but there could be something wonky with the car’s electrical system…perhaps it would be well to check it out. Or, again, it could just be the ancient Native American curse…
August 30th, 2026 at 12:25 pm
The AAA fellow who came suggested that something melted. I’m not so sure about that. I think the idea of an ancient curse is a better idea.
August 30th, 2026 at 4:14 pm
Your tire was keyed and your key was tired.
August 30th, 2026 at 4:22 pm
Now there’s a thought that hadn’t occurred to me — nor would I ever — but by God, I think you’re right!