AARON ELKINS – Uneasy Relations. Berkley, hardcover; First Edition, July 2008. Paperback reprint: August 2009.

   If my count is right, this is the 15th in Elkins’ series of fictional mystery cases he’s handed to forensic anthropologist Gideon Oliver to solve. The first was Fellowship of Fear, which came out in 1982, which means that both Elkins and Oliver are getting up there in longevity, in terms of series that are still going. (Elkins will be 75 this year, but to this date, he’s shown no signs of slowing down.)

   As a quick side note before continuing, there were five episodes of a “Gideon Oliver” TV series that was on for a short while in 1989, as you may well already know.

   Starring Louis Gossett, Jr. (on the right), it may have been a program too far ahead of its time, as crime scene forensics are all the rage these days, or so I hear.

   The “uneasy relations” in the title of this fairly recent outing are those between humans and the Neanderthals, who are not known to have interbred, or to have even been able to. The book takes place in Gibraltar, where a recent discovery has shocked the world of anthropology – two bodies, that of a human woman in a Neanderthal cave, along with that of a young boy in her arms – a missing link, if you will, of a another kind altogether.

   There to delivery a paper on the subject, Gideon narrowly escapes death twice – the first as he’s pushed or he accidentally falls off the side of the Big Rock itself. (In completely non-appropriate fashion, I was immediately reminded of the “Beetle Bailey” comic strip.)

   The second involves a defective microphone and a puddle of water Gideon would have been standing in. He scoffs at the thought that anyone with murderous intent was responsible for either incident, which simply put, means that he hasn’t been reading the previous 14 brushes with murder he’s been involved with.

   That the story takes place in Gibraltar gives the author the opportunity to describe the small section of the map that it takes up in quite some detail, and superbly done.

   There is also a lot of scientific background to be crowded into the book as well. The latter slows the book down more than the former, but obviously it’s quite necessary, as the solution to the case depends very much upon it.

   All in all, in spite of the evil intentions of someone, this is a rather easy going book, with a small bit of detection at the end to wind things up in fine fashion. Of course the solution to the case also answers a question that kept flitting in and out of my brain all the while I was reading, one that (metaphysically speaking) made the motive a lot easier for me to put my finger on that Gideon Oliver simply didn’t – and couldn’t, alas – know anything about.

“The Name of the Game.”   An episode of Kraft Suspense Theatre. First air date: 26 December 1963 (Season 1, Episode 10). Jack Kelly, Pat Hingle, Nancy Kovack, B. G. Atwater, Steve Ihnat, Monica Lewis. Story: Fred Finklehoffe; screenplay: Frank Fenton. Director: Sydney Pollack.

   Don’t confuse this single show with the later TV series. The name of the game here isn’t fame but winning and losing at gambling, specifically casino craps.

   Jack Kelly plays an expert gambler who is down on his luck. Along comes Pat Hingle as an over-eager, impulsive Texas oil millionaire (he says he’s worth $10 million) anxious to beat the house at its own game.

   Hingle wants to win $200,000 and split it 50-50. Kelly agrees to team with Hingle as long as he does exactly what Kelly directs him to do. “I don’t tell you how to make oil wells,” Kelly informs him, “and you don’t tell me how to gamble.” Chafing at the restrictions, Hingle reluctantly assents.

   Kelly warns his partner that the odds always favor the house and that he may have to pony up at least a million to win that two hundred grand, but Hingle doesn’t seem to care. And thus begins a marathon bout of gambling, with Kelly having to rein in Hingle now and then. Director Sydney Pollack has one long-duration shot from directly over the craps table looking straight downward — a “God’s eye view” of the action.

   It’s a long, hard slog but Kelly and Hingle finally do clear two hundred thousand. Hingle, however, is hot to double his winnings. Kelly, reminding his partner of their agreement, says it’s time to quit. He’ll be expecting his hundred grand after Hingle cashes in their chips. Kelly leaves the casino to see a girl he has just met (Nancy Kovack) and hopefully extend their romantic relationship.

   But Hingle is angry, accusing Kelly of being a penny-ante gambler and not the “player” Kelly fancies himself to be. Hingle is determined not to give his partner his cut, even if it means a fight ….

   But that’s not the end of it. There is a fine little twist in the story near the end where Kelly learns a valuable life lesson in the school of hard knocks.

   Although under an hour in length, “The Name of the Game” has a movie “feel” to it. There’s some nice misdirection in the plot, and the performances are uniformly convincing.

   Trivia: Knowledgeable sci-fi TV fans will recognize several familiar faces here. Nancy Kovack starred as a temptress in one Star Trek episode. From the same series, B. G. Atwater (later commonly billed as “Barry”) played the founder of the logical Vulcan civilization, and Steve Ihnat was a psychotic starship captain who insisted on being called “Lord” or bad things would happen.

   In a minor but memorable bit part, Grace Lee Whitney plays a statuesque blonde whose luck with the dice waxes but rapidly wanes; she had a continuing role as Yeoman Rand on Star Trek. And of course Jack Kelly played the impetuous young executive officer of the deep space cruiser C-57D who is torn to bits by the Id Monster in Forbidden Planet (1956).

KATE CARLISLE – Homicide in Hardcover. Obsidian, paperback original; 1st printing, February 2009.

    First in a projected series featuring Brooklyn (“Kate”) Wainwright, a book restorer who, invited to a reception to honor her mentor, Abraham Karastovsky, finds herself a suspect after she discovers him dying and whispering “Remember the devil.”

    Marketed as a “bibliophile mystery,” this first novel departs from the usual bookstore/collector subjects to go behind the scenes of the upscale collectors’ world to show how artisans, with loving skill, return valuable books to the condition that makes collectors proud to display them on shelves with books that have somehow, almost miraculously, escaped the myriad disasters that can befall antiquarian books.

    Any collector prizes the restorer who can return books to their original condition even though, in my experience, the process can take what seems an inordinate amount of time, causing the always anxious owner more than one night of sleep broken by fantasies of books mysteriously disappearing or being engulfed in a sudden and totally consuming fire.

    However, none of these concerns need spoil the enjoyment of this well-crafted mystery for the reader who likes the bookish references and setting, and can appreciate the enjoyable mix of humor and suspense that make this the debut of a promising series.

Note:   According to the author’s website, the second book in this series, If Books Could Kill, will be coming out next month, in February of this year.

JEREMY LANE – Death to Drumbeat. Phoenix Press, hardcover, 1944. Paperback reprint: Black Knight #17, no date stated [1946].

    Whitney Wheat, Lane’s series character, is a psychiatrist who also detects. In this novel his patient, a publisher and we know what they are like, hears drums, apparently portending his own death. Attempting a cure through a means that I didn’t quite understand when it was originally proposed and still don’t when all has ostensibly been cleared up, Wheat takes his patient to the estate of Humber Jacks.

    An authority on Indian Drums, Jacks is a wealthy man with an income of $25,000 a month but who rents out rooms at $1 a night to tourists and makes sure he gets the takings. He also has an ill-assorted household. After Wheat’s and the publisher’s arrival, murder occurs.

    Since my consciousness was recently raised, I make it a point to avoid novels in which the county attorney is gormless or corrupt, and sometimes both. But it was awhile before the county attorney appeared in Lane’s novel, and I continued reading, though I ignored the politician’s failings — alas, such are the absurdities one encounters in fiction — to find out if Lane was going to make sense of anything in the book.

    He doesn’t. Oh, he explains things; of course, that is not the same thing as making sense.

    For those who are interested in such matters, the narrator of the novel, on an intellectual level with the county attorney, has the same name as the author.

Bibliographic Data: The following checklist is taken from the Revised Crime Fiction IV, by Allen J. Hubin:

LANE, JEREMY. 1893-1963. Note: Dr. Whitney Wheat appears in those titles indicated with an asterisk (*).

    Like a Man (n.) Washburn 1928.
    The Left Hand of God (n.) Washburn 1929.
    * Death to Drumbeat (n.) Phoenix 1944.
    * Kill Him Tonight (n.) Phoenix 1946.

    * Murder Menagerie (n.) Phoenix 1946.

    * Murder Spoils Everything (n.) Phoenix 1949.

SHERLOCK HOLMES. Made for Cable-TV movie: HBO, 15 November 1981. Frank Langella (Holmes), Susan Clark (Madge Larrabee), Stephen Collins (Larabee), Richard Woods (Watson), George Morfogen (Moriarity), Laurie Kennedy (Alice Faulkner), Christian Slater (Billy the Page). Based on the play by William Gillette. Directed by Peter H. Hunt.

    Supposedly when American actor William Gillette was writing the play which would become his most famous role (his image as iconic as the Sidney paget illustrations from The Strand) he wired Arthur Conan Doyle as to whether it was all right to marry Sherlock Holmes to the heroine at the end of the play. Doyle’s famously terse cable in return was succinct:

    This filmed stage play, which aired on HBO originally, is the version that became a major hit on Broadway (Sherlock’s Last Case) when revised in 1987 with Frank Langella in the lead role (fresh from his hit in the revived John Balderston play of Dracula).

    Played with snap, flare, and a wink and a nod towards the audience, the plot involves Professor Moriarity’s convoluted plot to destroy Sherlock Holmes by drawing him into a complex plot involving the innocent Alice Faulkner, being held virtual prisoner by Moriarity’s cohorts, the Larrabees (Stephen Collins and Susan Clark).

    Langella and Morfogen have real fun as Holmes and Moriarity, and the highlight of the play is their game of one-upsmanship in a recreation of the famous meeting at Baker Street between the pair from “The Final Problem.” As the table turn from one gambit to the next the two actors show real passion for the performance.

    It’s worth watching the whole production for that scene alone, but fortunately you don’t have to. The old war horse of a play may wheeze a bit here and there, but thanks to a sparkling cast it is tremendous fun as well. Collins and Clark are particularly good as the Larrabees and Woods a stalwart Watson.

    But this is a star turn for the actor playing Holmes, and Langella knows it. He take possession of the stage at every turn, filled with kinetic energy and yet sprawling across the stage in lethargy like a great cat after a big meal at other times. Both Leonard Nimoy and Charlton Heston had some success with the play in other revivals after Langella, but it is hard to imagine anyone having the energy he displays here.

    Director Peter H. Hunt directed a good deal of television and also the film 1776. Clearly he knows how to shoot a film of a stage play with style and creativity.

    The Gillette play was previously filmed as a silent with John Barrymore in the role of Holmes, Roland Young as Watson, and Gustav Von Seyfertitz as Moriarity. That version is now available on DVD from Kino International.

    The play is very loosely the basis of the Rathbone and Bruce film The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes from 2Oth Century Fox with George Zucco as Moriarity. It was also loosely the basis for the Broadway musical Baker Street with Fritz Weaver and Martin Gabel as Holmes and Moriarity.

    Christian Slater, who plays the page Billy here, was in good company. In the original Gillette production in the West End of London the role was played by young Master Charles Chaplin, age thirteen.

    With Robert Downey Jr. playing a 21st Century take on the great sleuth currently on the big screen, it’s nice to return to this and see this version of the Gillette play showing such vitality.

Editorial Comment: For a delightful two-minute clip from the play on YouTube, go here. While there does not appear to be a commercial DVD of the HBO film, it is usually easily available on the Internet on a collector-to-collector basis.

    I’m afraid I’ve recently watched a lot of dreck, just for the sake of completeness. Things like William Castle’s abominable remake of The Old Dark House (Columbia,1963) and The Mad Monster (PRC, 1942) a film so cheap one is amazed by the very fact of its existence.

    Then there was The She-Creature (American International, 1956), a film with an odd patina of melancholy arising from the sight of its two stars, Chester Morris and Tom Conway, both promising young actors once, now trapped in this strange, low-budget miasma. At least it boasts a good monster.

    But there were a few gems, too: I re-watched a lot of the Universal Monster movies from the 1950s (The Deadly Mantis, Monster on the Campus, The Monolith Monsters, the Creature series, and my personal favorite, The Mole People, featuring a minimalist lost-civilization conquered by flashlights) and was pleasantly surprised by the air of professionalism about them.

    There’s even, from time to time, a moment of artistry or a flash of intelligence in the fast-moving flurry of destruction. Most horror buffs and film historians concentrate on Universal in the 30s or 40s, but I think these deserve a sharper look.

    After these came the zombie movies: White Zombie (1932, United Artists) inspired by W.B. Seabrooks’ eerie travelogue The Magic Island, the former a film with atrocious acting and worse script, but infused with a visual poetry that lifts its trite story to the level of a folk tale.

    This was followed by I Walked with a Zombie (1943, RKO Radio Pictures) which is Jane Eyre set in the West Indies, with Tom Conway (remember him?) as a brooding Rochester to Frances Dee’s doughty nurse.

    The last ten minutes of this thing is played out without dialogue except for a minute of voice-over narration by a narrator who isn’t even in the movie, producing a climax of pure abstract Cinema.

    Then last, but far from least, there’s King of the Zombies (1941, Mongram) where Mantan Moreland’s deft comedy relief easily steals the film from its nominal stars and monsters.

LAIRD KOENIG – Rockabye.   St. Martin’s, hardcover, 1981. Paperback reprint: Bantam, 1983. Made-for-TV movie: CBS, 12 January 1986. Valerie Bertinelli (mother), Rachel Ticotin (tabloid reporter), Jason Alexander (NYPD lieutenant).

    Novels of the occult and the supernatural are tremendously popular today, and part of the reason has to be the excuses they give people for avoiding the real world, the one they have to live in.

    Considering the unspeakable things that can happen to a kidnapped two-year-old boy in New York City at Christmas time, here’s a book that will scare the heck out of just about everyone, and get them back to reading about witches and demons and the like.

    In part, the police are also the villains in this one, giving up too easily on what they think is just another unsolvable crime. The boy’s mother, a traveler alone in the city, nevertheless refuses to concede defeat. Her only assistance comes from a sympathetic female newspaper reporter and an aging psychic-for-hire whom she really believes to be a fraud.

    Screenwriter Laird Koenig has an unerring eye for situations easily translatable into cinematic magic. You can expect to see it on a screen near you very soon. The mayor of New York City won’t like it, nor will police departments anywhere in the country. I can’t say that I’d blame them in the slightest.

  UPDATE [01-06-10].   I seem to have violated my own personal rule against reading children-in-jeopardy novels with this one, but without rules, how can there be exceptions?

    I’m glad to say that I recognized the cinematic potential of this book, however. The film took a few years before it was made, and it showed up only on TV, but made it was.

    Koenig also wrote the novel and screenplay for The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976), a Jodie Foster movie, and his paperback original The Neighbor (Avon, 1978) was the basis for a movie called Killing ’em Softly (1982).

    While Little Girl is cited in the Revised Crime Fiction IV, by Allen J. Hubin, neither of the other two are. I’ll drop him an email about them later today…

THE PHANTOM OF CRESTWOOD. RKO Radio Pictures, 1932. Ricardo Cortez, Karen Morley, Anita Louise, Pauline Frederick, H. B. Warner. Director: J. Walter Ruben.

   At one time The Phantom of Crestwood, a 1932 film, was hard to see. One of its infrequent appearances was in 1985 at Manhattan’s The New School, as part of one of William K. Everson’s film programs.

   Now, due to the magic of cable television, one must virtually ignore American Movie Classics to miss it. It is worth seeing, especially because it is representative of an era in which Hollywood made many detective movies in which audiences were encouraged to try to guess the murderer, whose identity was withheld until the end.

   There were clues, which is more than I can say for many novels nowadays. The film even starts with the famous radio announcer Graham MacNamee encouraging viewers to guess thc villain as part of a joint radio-movie promotion contest.

   The stars are Karen Morley, one of the lovelier actresses of the 1930s, and Ricardo Cortez (né Jake Kranz), whose Brooklyn accent somehow never made him too believable, especially since, even after the advent of sound, he was still cast as a “Latin lover.”

   He was the Tony Curtis of his day. In this case he plays a typically brash role, walking a tightrope between hero and criminal in a house cut off by a storm. The villain is not difficult to guess, and the sliding panels must have been corny even then.

   Still, the element of audience participation works after almost sixty years, and the seventy minutes of The Phantom of Crestwood pass quickly.

BRETT HALLIDAY – Call for Michael Shayne. Dodd Mead, hardcover, 1949. Reprint paperbacks include: Dell 428, mapback edition, 1950, Robert Stanley cover art; Dell D269, Jan 1959, Robert McGinnis cover art; Dell 0952, Jan 1964, McGinnis cover.

   The opening of this novel might have been written by Cornell Woolrich. Art Devlin, a rising young executive, wakes up in a room in a cheap boarding house. He’s wearing clothes he’s never seen before and has a lump on his head.

   He also has some unwanted company, since there’s a dead man on the floor and a bloody blackjack beside him. All Devlin can remember is that some friends threw him a bon voyage party since he was going on a cruise for two weeks and he got pretty drunk.

   Then he discovers that 12 days have passed since that party: days he can’t remember. He gets a phone call from a woman claiming to be his wife asking him if he’s killed Skid Munroe (the dead man) and if he got the money Skid was carrying.

   Devlin takes a cab to his own apartment, but he has no money except for a roll of hundred-dollar bills, some of them bloodstained. He gets a couple of bucks for the cab fare from the desk clerk of his fancy apartment building and calls a doctor friend who finds his story hard to believe.

   Fortunately, for Devlin, he lives in Miami and is acquainted with a certain red-headed PI named Mike Shayne, who is the next person he calls.

   A fairly entertaining story, though I had no trouble spotting the killer almost from the get-go. As I said, the early part of the novel is very Woolrichian, with more than one reference to “a black curtain.” Of course, it differs when Mike Shayne enters the story because Woolrich’s characters don’t know PI’s like him.

STEVE BERRY – The Charlemagne Pursuit.   Ballantine; paperback reprint, November 2009. Hardcover edition: Ballantine Books, December 2008.

    I don’t think I could make you believe how much in awe I am of authors who can write mystery thrillers that are over 530 pages long, and in one of those new oversized paperback formats to boot.

    I enjoy reading them too – all those characters, both major and minor; plots and subplots – even though they take me almost two weeks of semi-steady reading to get through them.

    Definition: semi-steady. Fifty to sixty pages a night, sometimes nearly a hundred, especially when the end is in sight.

    I did not know that The Charlemagne Pursuit is the fourth of Steve Berry’s books that a fellow named Cotton Malone, a former Justice Department agent, is in, nor did I need to, but it was at least somewhat clear that he had been through the mill like this before. By the mill, I mean finding himself in next to non-stop adventure, although not all of the action involves him. At a full 500 pages’ worth, if it did, he’d be huffing and puffing like all get out when this one ends, and lo and behold, The Charlemagne Pursuit ends exactly where The Paris Vendetta (2009, with a brief preview provided) begins.

    This one involves some history (Charlemagne’s court and some historical documents found relating thereto); some leftover business left over from the World War II and the Cold War (a Nazi submarine landing in Antarctica, a US submarine trapped under the Antarctic ice in 1971); and some current day ideas about the possibility of a master race and civilization that lived in early historic times – before the Romans, before the Greeks, before the Phoenicians, before everybody.

    And the spark that kindles the whole affair: Cotton Malone’s father was one of the men aboard the experimental sub who died in it when it sank, and whose death has been covered up ever since – by whom, and why?

    There are a lot of deaths that occur along the way (but none terribly gory), many of them orchestrated by someone still in power in the US, and the others by a pair of maniac-obsessive sisters whose father and grandfather (a former Nazi) left them an heritage of secrets, but about what they do not know.

    There is also plenty of action, as if I hadn’t said (or hinted at) before. I kind of wish it hadn’t all ended quite so abruptly, but even the longest of 530 page thrillers have to end sometime. If I haven’t made myself clear until now, I wouldn’t have minded if it had been longer.

       The Cotton Malone series —

1. The Templar Legacy (2006)

2. The Alexandria Link (2007)
3. The Venetian Betrayal (2007)
4. The Charlemagne Pursuit (2008)
5. The Paris Vendetta (2009)