Today, April 12th —

   I had a carpenter come in to do some repair work around the house. I asked him to remove the carpet from the steps leading from the hallway to the kitchen and living room area. He gave me a blank stare.

   Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.

It’s taken a while to get these DVDs sorted out and organized, but I’ve finally put a list together, and here it is. They’re also listed for sale on Amazon, but take a 20% discount if you order from me directly.

   How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult?

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (Dorothy Parker)

Today, March 7th —

   I tried to organize a game of hide-and-seek yesterday, but I had to give up. Good players are hard to find.

Today, March 5th —

   I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls were, and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”

   If all has gone well, here are updated lists of both Mystery and SF paperbacks I have for sale. Warning: These lists are long. The one for mysteries is 90 pages in its WordPerfect format. For anyone reading this, please take a 30% discount in either category.

         Mystery Paperbacks

         SF Paperbacks

Today, February 23 —

   A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

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