REVIEWED BY WALTER ALBERT:         


JOSEPH NATHENSON – The Library of Alex Brandt. Manor, paperback original, 1978.

    “The omen that hovered over the rotting library brought terror to all those who crossed its threshold.”

   In spite of this cover blurb, angled above a devilish bloke in a stage magician’s outfit, gesturing at an open book and some skimpy laboratory paraphernalia, the novel owes almost nothing to Lovecraft and is another of those endless tales of a loony-bin psycho who has a hangup about the “woman-whore” and does something violent and bloody about it periodically.

   What gives this Manor cheapie some interest is that the psycho is also a book collector and there are splendid thrift shop book hunting sequences. The first-person narrator also has a sense of humor and introduces a brutish chap to mumble an unforgettable line when he is asked by the narrator if he is looking for an S. S. Van Dine thriller:

    “I don’t want no sea stories … just mysteries. You know, detectives and hot broads, and all that crap.”

    I was half tempted to give him a copy of Wilkie Collins’ detective classic The Moonstone that I held in my hand, but I was sure that he would have thought the story line concerned the Apollo Space Program.

   I rather suspect Mr. Nathenson of throwing in the gore to ensure the publication of a highly subversive book that may lure some of the incipient psychos who drool over it to experience the even more sexually exciting pleasures of the Book Hunt.

Editorial & Bibliographic Comments:   I have no cover image to go with this book, alas. When Walter sent me this review, earlier today, he said he wrote it in 1979, and “I didn’t keep a copy of the book, but if I had I would be inclined to reread it.”

JOSEPH NATHENSON

   I suspect that this is the only review that Joseph Nathenson received for any of the four books credited to him in the Revised Crime Fiction IV, by Allen J. Hubin:

NATHENSON, JOSEPH (RUTH), 1925-2006.

      The Library of Alex Brandt (n.) Manor 1979
      Radnitz (n.) Manor 1979
      See Naples and Die (n.) Manor 1979
      A Puzzle for Experts (n.) SOS 1985

   He also wrote one New Age or sci-fi novel Deep, Very Deep Space: A Journey to the Infinite (Manor, 1978). He’s also generally considered to have been the author of Land of Dreams, a historical romance for Harlequin in 1995 under the byline of Cheryl St. John. (Other books by Cheryl St. John do not appear to have been by him.)

   A brief obituary notice can be found here: http://www.jewishjournal.com/obituaries/article/obituaries_20061020/

[UPDATE] 06-17-10.   A comment left by Cheryl St. John states that the book Land of Dreams is definitely one she wrote, not Mr. Nathenson.

REVIEWED BY JEFF MEYERSON:         

JOHN SLADEK

    ● Black Aura. Walker, hardcover, 1979; paperback, 1983. UK editions: Jonathan Cape, hc, 1974; Panther, pb, 1975.

JOHN SLADEK Thackeray Phin

    ● Invisible Green. Walker, hardcover, 1979; paperback, 1983. UK edition: Victor Gollancz, hc, 1977.

   In the excellent introduction to his Locked Room Murders and Other Impossible Crimes, Bob Adey calls John Sladek “the main, if not the sole, contender for the crown that John Dickson Carr wore for so long,” that is, the king of the impossible crime story.

   On the basis of these two books, I’d certainly agree. They are clever, ingenious problems that recall the atmosphere of the 30s, while being firmly based in the 70s.

   Sladek, like his detective Thackeray Phin, an American living in England, won the Times Of London detective story competition in 1972 with his short story ”From an Unknown Hand.” Part of his prize was a contract for a full-length novel, Black Aura, which Bob Adey says is far superior to the short story.

   Phin, a sort of deliberately eccentric private eye, is intrigued by a death involving the Aetheric Mandala Society, a sort of occult commune based in a big house in London. He manages to get himself invited to join the group and eventually solves two further deaths, a disappearance from a locked, watched lavatory, and a levitation from a fourth story window.

JOHN SLADEK Thackeray Phin

   This he does cleverly, and Sladek handles both problems with a nice bit of misdirection worthy of Carr. The characters are eccentric and well-defined, the atmosphere is suitably Carrian.

   Invisible Green, though written and published second in England, appeared first here. It concerns a planned reunion of the Seven Unravellers, an ill-assorted group of mystery fans who last met in 1940, more than thirty years earlier.

   Miss Deborah Pharoah, the only female member of the group, has planned the reunion, and it ls she who calls in Thackeray Phin when a number of petty crimes involving the colors of the spectrum (stolen violets, an orange thrown through a window, etc.) culminates in death.

   The solution is very clever and well worked out, and probably the best part of the book. I enjoyed it, but would rate it slightly below Black Aura. I do recommend both of these, and hope Sladek writes many more.

— Reprinted from The Poisoned Pen, Vol. 2, No. 6, Nov-Dec 1979.


Editorial Comment:   Alas, these are the only two novels in which Phin appeared. Besides the short story that Jeff mentions above, there was one other, “It Takes Your Breath Away,” printed in theatre programmes for a London play sometime in 1974. It can be found in Maps: The Uncollected John Sladek, edited by David Langford. More information can be found here.

KING SOLOMON'S MINES 1937

KING SOLOMON’S MINES. Gaumont British Pictures, 1937. Paul Robeson, Cedric Hardwicke, Roland Young, Anna Lee, John Loder, Arthur Sinclair, Arthur Goullett. Michael Hogan, primary scriptwriter; Roland Pertwee, dialogue; based on the novel by H. Rider Haggard. Director: Robert Stevenson.

   In 1950, when the next adaptation of King Solomon’s Mines appeared — the one with Stewart Granger and Deborah Kerr — everybody I knew went to see it, my parents and everyone in our extended family, everybody in my grade, including me.

KING SOLOMON'S MINES 1937

   But I was only eight years old, and while bits and pieces sound familiar to me from reading reviews in Maltin and online, I don’t remember much more than that and I haven’t seen it since.

   I’ve just purchased it on DVD, though, and you can bet I’ll be watching it sometime soon. In the meantime, this 1937 version came up the other day (or rather overnight) on Turner Classic Movies, so of course I taped it and have even managed to find time to watch it.

   I found it rather slow moving at first, but once our adventurers find their way across the desert — in search of fortune-hunting father of Kathy O’Brien (Anna Lee) — and they’re captured by natives within sight of where the famed diamond mine should be, the pace picks up considerably.

KING SOLOMON'S MINES 1937

   The special effects — the lake of lava inside the cave where the mine is — are special, indeed, the characters stalwart and strong, and good-looking, too, some of them!

   And there’s some comedy to go along with the adventure, too, not to mention a couple of stout-hearted songs from Paul Robeson as Umbopa, their black guide who has a claim to be the true leader of the native tribe who have them all as prisoners — the leader of whom is quite a blood-thirsty fellow. Luckily one of the fortune-hunters has an entry in his diary that helps save the day, at least temporarily.

KING SOLOMON'S MINES 1937

   Quite remarkably, the leading billing goes to Paul Robeson, exactly as in the credits above. Cedric Hardwick, as Allan Quatermain, while sedate and professorial in nature and always with pipe in hand, is definitely the man in charge, while Anna Lee (later of General Hospital fame on TV) was quite young, high-spirited and beautiful in 1937. (She was a mere lass of 24 at the time.)

   All in all, an enjoyable experience. It does cry out to have been filmed in color, but black and white it was, and as such it had to suffice until 1950 came along, and the red-haired beauty of Deborah Kerr.

A 1001 MIDNIGHTS Review
by Ed Gorman:


RICHARD MATHESON – Someone Is Bleeding. Lion #137, paperback original, 1953. Reprinted in Noir – Three Novels of Suspense: Someone Is Bleeding; Fury on Sunday; Ride the Nightmare: Forge, hardcover & trade ppbk, 2005. (Previous limited edition: G & G Books, hc, 1997.)   Film: Fox-Lira, France, 1974, as Les Seins de Glace (Icy Breasts).

RICHARD MATHESON Someone Is Bleeding

   While Richard Matheson would go on to become a major figure in the fields of fantasy and science fiction with such distinguished works as I Am Legend and his Shock! series of short-story collections, his first novel was solidly criminous — a book whose influences ran heavily to James M. Cain and Hemingway.

   Someone Is Bleeding is the somewhat overwrought tale of writer David Newton who meets a lovely but deeply disturbed young woman named Peggy Lister and falls into tormented love with her.

   Peggy, icon that she is, is surrounded by men whose overwhelming desire in life is to possess her. Because of her psychological problems, possession means keeping her physically around them — since it is unlikely that anyone will ever have her heart or mind, given her pathological distrust of men, which seems to stem from having been raped by her father.

   For its era, Bleeding was a surprisingly complex psychosexual tale. Peggy, a dark goddess who literally rules the fives of her men, is all the more chilling a woman for the sympathetic way in which David sees her for most of the book. She is the helpless, beautiful woman-child that many men fantasize about and long to protect as proof of their own masculinity.

   As the novel rushes to its truly terrifying climax (it is an ending that must rank, for pure horror, with the best of Fredric Brown and Cornell Woolrich), we see how much Peggy comes to represent the pawn in a quest. Her men are willing to scheme, lie, and die to have her.

   Despite its foreshortened structure, which gives it the singular tone of a short story, and despite the fact that the prose occasionally becomes overheated — one wishes for a flash of humor once in a while — Someone Is Bleeding is a satisfyingly complex, evocative study of loneliness, dream and pathology.

   Matheson also gives us an exceptionally good look at the Fifties and its snake-pit moral code, its demeaning view of women, its defeated view of men. He packs an icy poetry, a bittersweet love song, and moments of real terror into this debut.

         ———
   Reprinted with permission from 1001 Midnights, edited by Bill Pronzini & Marcia Muller and published by The Battered Silicon Dispatch Box, 2007.   Copyright © 1986, 2007 by the Pronzini-Muller Family Trust.

Note:   This novel by Richard Matheson was previously reviewed on this blog by Dan Stumpf.

REVIEWED BY WALTER ALBERT:         


VIOLA DANA

THE GIRL WITHOUT A SOUL. Metro Pictures, 1917. Viola Dana, Robert Walker, Fred C. Jones, Henry Hallam, Margaret Seddon. Director: John Collins. Shown at Cinesation 1993, Saginaw MI.

   Another Viola Dana rural melodrama, directed by her husband, John Collins. She plays sisters, one a talented musician in love with a bounder, the other a rambunctious, untamed young girl loved (discreetly) by a carpenter, who resembles a young Abe Lincoln.

   Dana plays the two roles superbly, and the film climaxes with a taut trial (presided over by future Lord of Mongo, Charles Middleton). This plot probably played well on the stage in the 19th century, and the skill of the treatment of the material makes it possible to understand the appeal of East Lynne for a supposedly unsophisticated audience.

   At any rate, a charming film that doesn’t deserve to be buried as a footnote in film history. (The print was a bit rough, but it has been maintained, if not restored. Some of the longer intertitles flash by too quickly for reading, and there is one major continuity lapse, where a portion of the film could not be saved.)

Editorial Comment:   It’s not relevant to Walter’s review, I grant you, except that an article by Dave Kehr in today’s New York Times is about silent films, and if you are a fan of silent films, it is Big News indeed.

   The piece begins thusly:

    “A late silent feature directed by John Ford, a short comedy directed by Mabel Normand, a period drama starring Clara Bow and a group of early one-reel westerns are among a trove of long-lost American films recently found in the New Zealand Film Archive.

    “Some 75 of these movies, chosen for their historical and cultural importance, are in the process of being returned to the United States under the auspices of the National Film Preservation Foundation…”

IT IS PURELY MY OPINION
Reviews by L. J. Roberts


L. R. WRIGHT – Sleep While I Sing. Penguin, US, paperback reprint, October 1987. Bantam Seal, Canada, pb, 1998. Hardcover edition: Viking, US, 1986.

Genre:   Traditional mystery/police procedural. Leading character:   Staff Sgt. Karl Alberg, 2nd in series. Setting:   Victoria, B.C., Canada.

L. R. WRIGHT

First Sentence: The clearing lay fifty feet from the two-lane Sunshine Coast Highway.

   Staff Sergeant Karl Alberg, who never wears his uniform, is looking for the killer of an unknown woman whose throat was slit before her body was propped against a tree and her face washed.

   Alberg’s top suspect is a visiting actor, but there is a complication; he is currently dating the town’s librarian, Casandra Mitchell, to whom Alberg is attracted. But is the case on the right track?

   I read the first book in this series several years ago and don’t know why I’ve not been back as I really like Wright’s writing. She creates a wonderful sense of place with such evocative descriptions… “It [the rain] fell heavily, but meant no harm.”

   I so appreciate which an author’s voice causes you to stop and imagine. The characters are very interesting and very well drawn. Alberg is assured professionally, but much less so personally.

   The female characters are confident yet bemused by their reactions to the actor who is Ahlberg’s primary suspect. You get a real feel for each of the characters and with some very effective red herrings, it’s not easy to identify the killer.

   The plot is well constructed. The suspense and feeling of menace are created with subtlety but are very much in evidence. Subtle is the perfect word for Wright’s style.

   The plot unfolds piece-by-piece in a way that makes sense. This is a very good traditional mystery. It won’t be nearly so long until I read the next book in this series.

Rating:   Very Good.

       The Karl Alberg series —

1. The Suspect (1985)

L. R. WRIGHT

2. Sleep While I Sing (1986)
3. A Chill Rain in January (1990)
4. Fall from Grace (1991)
5. Prized Possessions (1993)

L. R. WRIGHT

6. A Touch of Panic (1994)
7. Mother Love (1995)
8. Strangers Among Us (1995)
9. Acts of Murder (1997)

Reviewed by DAVID L. VINEYARD:         


THE MAD MISS MANTON. RKO Radio Pictures, 1938. Barbara Stanwyck, Henry Fonda, Sam Levine, Frances Mercer, Stanley Ridges, Whitney Bourne, Ann Lester, Catherine O’Quinn, Linda Terry, Hattie McDaniel, James Burke, Paul Guilfoyle, Penny Singleton, Grady Sutton. Screenplay by Philip G. Epstein, based on a story by Wilson Collison. Directed by Leigh Jason.

THE MAD MISS MANTON

   Melsa Manton (Barbara Stanwyck) is one in a long line of screwball heiresses who marched blithely though films of the nineteen-thirties and manage to hang on in one guise or another in films today.

   Frank Capra’s It Happened One Night (1934) started the vogue (before that rich heiresses had tended to be more predatory than zany), and here the genre gets a kick from another film that debuted the same year as It Happened One Night, The Thin Man.

   By 1938 RKO had already given us the definitive screwball heiress comedy in Katherine Hepburn in Howard Hawks Bringing Up Baby. The Mad Miss Manton isn’t quite in that class, but it is a fine mix of screwball comedy and comedy mystery played by an outstanding cast and with the kind of bright brittle and sparkling wit we can only regret real life heiresses and their entourage seldom display (hard to imagine Paris Hilton as Melsa Manton).

   As the film opens Melsa has left a costume party early and arrives home still in her Bo Peep costume to walk her six yapping Pomeranians before bedtime, but when she spies a man leaving the deserted Lane mansion and the dogs start acting strange she goes inside and finds a body, so she summons the police.

   Arriving on scene to find himself confronted by Bo Peep is Lt. Brent, Sam Levine, a character actor who made a career of sane exasperated cops plagued by the likes of Melsa Manton and Nick and Nora Charles. He’s dubious to begin with, and when no body can be found and he learns who Melsa is:

THE MAD MISS MANTON

    Brent: Oh — Melsa Manton, eh? Aren’t you one of the bunch who held the treasure hunt last week and stole a traffic signal?

    Melsa: Yes, but it was a treasure hunt for charity. We run a T.B. clinic.

    Brent: And aren’t you the dame who got an ambulance from Bellevue because one of your dogs had distemper?

    Melsa: Well, he was very sick and the veterinarian was out of town.

   It’s that kind of logic that gives cops ulcers. Which is why Lt. Brent is always sending someone out for a bicarbonate of soda.

   To add insult to injury, newspaper editor Peter Ames (Henry Fonda) has begun a crusade against Melsa in his column in his newspaper, the latest installment of which brings Melsa storming in to sue him and slug him — and get slugged in return.

    Peter: I’m sorry, miss. I don’t as a rule go around slugging women, at least not as much as I’d like to. It was pure reflex — self preservation and all that.

   But as these things go, first they fight and then they romance, and one look at Melsa in the flesh is enough for Peter Ames, especially since he now has to convince her not to sue the paper for a million dollars just in case a corpse does show up and her wild tale proves true.

THE MAD MISS MANTON

   Meanwhile Melsa summons her posse of rich girl friends, a bevy of silver fox clad beauties all as mad as Miss Manton for a war conference in her apartment to the bemusement of her maid, Hilda (Hattie McDaniel), especially when the killer returns the cloak Melsa lost at the murder scene with a knife and a threat penned to it.

    Hilda: Dat knife ain’t for openin’ lettahs. You look heah — you-all stay home and don’t go messin’ ’round in things what ain’t none of yo’ business. If somebody wants to go ’round murderin’ folks, t’ain’t none of yo’ concern.

   Racist, probably, and certainly stereotyped, but somehow I always found Miss McDaniel, Mantan Moreland, Stepin Fechit, and Willie Best the only sane voice of reason in this sort of film, or as Hattie’s Hilda adds: “You white folks don’ know what’s good for you.”

   Good advice, but you can be sure Melsa and her pals aren’t going to listen to it anymore than Brent or Peter will listen to her when she and her pals find playboy Ronnie Belden in his own refrigerator with a knife in his chest. When Brent tells her to keep the body on ice, believing she and her friends are up to their old tricks, they take the body and plant it in the lobby of Peter’s newspaper.

   That’ll teach him.

THE MAD MISS MANTON

   So Brent rounds the girls up and arrests them, only Peter calls Melsa’s father:

    Melsa: Who told you we were in jail?

    Popsie: Chap called Ames — Peter Ames.

    Helen (Frances Mercer): That’s a surprise! That’s light creeping in! After all when a man calls Melsa “Melsa.”

    Kit (Vicki Lester): Psychologists say that hate is only a few steps away from love.

    Myra (Linda Terry) It’s the lull in between that drives you crazy!

   But with a real body involved, Brent and Peter both have to take Melsa and her friends more seriously, but can’t convince them this isn’t a game. But Peter is drawn in and even ends up hiring a safecracker to help him investigate when the girls show up as he is about to check out a suspects office:

    Peter: Still — we’re all here for the same purpose. I brought in Mr. —

    Safecracker: No names, boss, no names!

    Helen: Are you a real crook?

    Safecracker (Olin Howard): The last lawyer that defended me said I was anti-social. I kind of like that better than crook.

    Peter: All right, Mr.X, let’s go to work.

    Safecracker: Naw, not in front of witnesses.

    Peter: She’s (Melsa) all right; she’s the girl I’m going to marry. You know, a wife can’t testify against her husband.

    Safecracker: Yeah, but she could testify against me.

    Melsa: I could marry you. As a matter of fact I’d prefer it.

    Safecracker: Looks like she isn’t going to marry you.

    Melsa: Why yes, I am going to marry him.

    Safecracker: What about the other dame?

    Helen: I’m going to be his second wife.

THE MAD MISS MANTON

   And so it goes, bright and brittle dialogue, a pretty good mystery, and a well done solution that ends with a royal melee in which the ladies are as much a hindrance as a help.

   Brent stops the killer and a bullet, but as Peter and Melsa bend over him to bring him to their eyes meet and:

    Peter: Darling!

    Melsa: Darling!

    Peter: Let’s get married soon.

    Melsa: Today.

    Peter: I’ll get a leave of absence. We’ll go to South America — stay there six months. Maybe we won’t ever come back.

    Melsa: Can you afford it?

    Peter: No — but you can.

    Melsa: I want to live on your income.

    Peter: That’s foolish. Who’s going to live on yours?

THE MAD MISS MANTON

   Murder to one side, there isn’t a serious bone in the film’s body, but it is a fast moving, bright and smart entry in the screwball heiress stakes and never pauses long enough to let you complain.

   Philip G. Epstein co-wrote Casablanca and his other screen credits include Mr. Skeffington, The Man Who Came to Dinner, The Strawberry Blonde, and Arsenic and Old Lace.

   The original screen story is from Wilson Collison, who among other things created Maisie, the heroine of the long running Ann Sothern film series, in his novel Dark Dame (1935). Leigh Jason directed many films and later television including Richard Diamond with David Jansen.

   Fast paced and wickedly clever, with a cast of stars all shining and hitting their marks, you may find yourself enjoying this much more than it merits, but by any standard it is an entertaining outing that is a model of the form.

   Watching directors struggle and fail today to produce this kind of clever film you have to wonder at the casual magic these films once produced. Like a good dessert champagne, this tickles your palates and lightens your mood, which is exactly what it was intended for.

THE MAD MISS MANTON

A REVIEW BY CURT J. EVANS:         


JOHN DICKSON CARR – The Man Who Could Not Shudder. Harper & Brothers, US, hardcover, 1940. UK edition: Hamish Hamilton, 1940. Reprinted many times, in both hardcover and soft, including and shown here: Bantam #365, 1949; Zebra, 1986.

JOHN DICKSON CARR The Man Who Could Not Shudder

   I wrote first-rate! in my paperback copy of this The Man Who Could Not Shudder back in 1993 — when as a young person I was first buying Carr, all those nice IPL, Harper and Zebra editions had come out, and Carr was very much alive and well in paperback, in contrast with today. On re-reading I really enjoyed this one, though this was one where I actually recalled most of the resolution as I read.

   This is the one involving the miracle problem of guest at a country house party who is shot in the study of the house by a gun that seemingly moves of its volition. Did I mention the house is supposed to be haunted? There are strange stories of an ankle grabbing ghost of a former owner of the house who died in 1820 and, from a hundred years later,of a chandelier-swinging, octogenarian butler who died when the chandelier crash down on him.

   Though is a haunted house tale, Carr does not lay on the Gothic shudders heavily this time. It’s a very modern haunted house, convincingly set in the late 1930s, with characters who act like real, normal people. (We do have one silly outburst of jealousy on the part of the narrator’s girlfriend, but that soon subsides.)

   A couple of the characters, including the egoistic current owner of the house and one of the female guests, who is the highly desired wife of the murder victim, are very well done. (Concerning the latter there’s some discussion about sex that is pretty explicit for the period.)

JOHN DICKSON CARR The Man Who Could Not Shudder

   Dr. Fell is on hand, but I didn’t find his mannerisms irritating here. Inspector Elliot appears too — Shudder is a prequel to his later appearances in The Crooked Hinge and, what I believe was his last appearance, The Black Spectacles.

   Shudder is one of Carr’s more John Rhodeian tales (I won’t say more, but Rhode readers who have read Shudder will know what I mean). It also takes place in John Street’s (the man who was John Rhode) personal territory: coastal, southern England.

   Written shortly after the two friends collaborated on Fatal Descent/Drop to His Death, Shudder is, like The Reader Is Warned, a novel I could see being discussed over pints by the two men.

   It’s also worth noting that the 1943 John Rhode novel, Men Die at Cyprus Lodge, involves a haunted house and some other bits similar to Shudder, though the plot turns out quite differently.

   The murder method in Shudder is, as usual with Carr, cleverly clued; and there’s the bonus as well of a triple twist solution. The reader who makes it through all these hoops will be clever indeed. One action by Fell I thought outrageous, but for me it was explained sufficiently by the end, when we also learn that justice has been done.

Editorial Comment:   Curt recently undertook the task of re-reading a number of books by John Dickson Carr. This is the second in a series of reviews he wrote as a result. He Who Whispers was the first to appear, and you can read it here.

ONCE UPON A CRIME

ONCE UPON A CRIME. MGM, 1992. John Candy, James Belushi, Cybil Shepherd, Sean Young, Richard Lewis, George Hamilton. Director: Eugene Levy.

   The lives of several Americans traveling in Europe converge in Monaco, with several or all of them eventually suspected of murder. A comedy, as if you couldn’t tell from the cast.

   I was reminded of some of Inspector Clouseau’s earlier cases; Judy called it French farce. I agree, but I’d recommend this only if you can stand Richard Lewis.

GOTHAM

GOTHAM. Showtime, 1988; made for cable-TV. Tommy Lee Jones, Virginia Madsen, Denise Stephenson, Frederic Forrest. Screenwriter/director: Lloyd Fonvielle.

   A down-on-the-heels PI named Eddie Mallard is hired by a man who wants his wife to stop following him around. The problem is that she has been dead for several years. A large box of jewels is also involved.

   Is this a ghost story or a mystery? I’m not quite sure, and no one in the movie was either, or so it seemed to me. Jones makes a great private detective, but I lost interest about halfway through.

SHINING THROUGH

SHINING THROUGH. 20th Century Fox, 1992. Melanie Griffith, Michael Douglas, Liam Neeson, Joely Richardson, John Gielgud. Based on the novel by Susan Isaacs. Director: David Seltzer.

   A Brooklyn secretary, half-Irish, half-Jewish, somehow becomes a spy at the outbreak of World War II. More than that, since she knows German, she soon finds herself in Berlin trying to track down the factory making U-2 missiles.

   While the first hour or so shows some promise, the second half is hardly more than one preposterous escapade after another.

DECEIVED

DECEIVED. Touchstone/Buena Vista, 1991. Goldie Hawn, John Heard, Ashley Peldon, Robin Bartlett, Tom Irwin. Director: Damian Harris.

   After five years of being happily married, a woman’s life is shattered when she discovers that her husband, now dead in an automobile accident, had been living a lie, under someone else’s name.

   First a detective story, then a thriller, the story doesn’t quite seem to know where it’s headed, but it still packs a pretty good wallop. Goldie Hawn, in a straight role, is fine. (Lots of smudged mascara.)

COMMENT: There are two movie guides that I usually take a look at after seeing a movie. (Sometimes before.) The first, by Leonard Maltin, says, “Hawn’s attempt to play it straight is too derivative (to say nothing of incredible) to carry much clout.” The other, by Steven H. Scheuer, says, “Well-acted, especially by Hawn who’s rock solid…”

   What does Maltin say about Melanie Griffith, in Shining Through? “Empathic performance by Griffith make(s) this palatable…” As for Scheuer: “Griffith is thoroughly unbelievable…”

   These guys (or whoever’s writing for them) are obviously not seeing the same movies. (Are they on the same planet?)

— Reprinted from Mystery*File #35, November 1993.


[UPDATE] 06-06-10. According to my records, I actually wrote these reviews in September of 1993. Do I remember watching any of four? No, only the briefest of scenes come back to me from any of them.

   I’m sure I still have these on video cassette, taped from the various premium movie channels we’d signed up for at the time. I’d be most anxious to give Gotham another try, if I could find it. It sounds like my kind of movie.

   Maltin, of course, is still around. Scheuer stopped doing his movie guide in 1993, but he started in 1958, long before Maltin was old enough to vote. (He was eight at the time.) What the varying opinions demonstrate is that it never hurts to have two points of view on a movie. When two such devoted film critics as Siskel and Ebert can have diametrically opposed takes on one — many times over — it’s obvious that there can be no such thing as 100% agreement on how good (or bad) a movie is.

THE BACKWARD REVIEWER
William F. Deeck


ELIZABETH CADELL – The Corner Shop. Morrow, US, hardcover, 1967. Reprint paperback, Bantam, 1970. Hodder & Stoughton, UK, 1966.

   If I had been asked, which I wasn’t, I doubt that The Corner Shop would be on my list of “crime fiction.” My opinion would be the same about the works of P. G. Wodehouse that are in Hubin’s bibliography.

ELIZABETH CADELL The Corner Shop

   But since Hubin led me to discover Cadell and others may discover the Master through the bibliography, I shall not complain.

   When Mrs. Lucille Abbey, who owns a secretarial agency with an excellent reputation, has had three of her top employees precipitately abandon a position. When she goes, at great and amusing physical effort, to discover why there was dissatisfaction, she meets Professor Hallam, whose specialty is lungs and who thinks she is applying for the secretarial position.

   He tells her that she wouldn’t suit him. “For one thing, you’re decorative, and while that wouldn’t distract me, it probably distracts you.”

   Professor Hallam is trying to transcribe his father’s notes but is being badgered by a Frenchman who wants to purchase Hallam’s mother’s paintings, which are worthless, in the Professor’s opinion.

   The paintings turn out to have disappeared, Mrs. Abbey goes to Paris to babysit her aunt’s shop and encounters the woman who may have stolen the paintings, Mrs. Abbey puts in an appeal for the Professor’s presence, and the Professor usually an unworldly man, gets everything straightened out, with a happy ending for some and a not disappointing ending for others.

   The Corner Shop is similar to Wodehouse’s works. It is, as all of his are, a farce romance or a romantic farce, with a plot simple yet complex. While they haven’t a great deal of depth, Cadell’s characters are nonetheless interesting and believable.

   She doesn’t write as well as Wodehouse. Who does? She’s a couple of rungs down the ladder, but still very near the top for this sort of book.

   Consider it crime fiction and enjoy it. Or don’t consider it crime fiction and enjoy it.

– From The MYSTERY FANcier, Vol. 10, No. 2, Spring 1988.



Editorial Comment: There are some 15 books by Elizabeth Cadell (1903-1989) under her own name in Al Hubin’s Revised Crime Fiction IV, and another three she wrote under the name of Harriet Ainsworth.

   You may have gathered (I did) that her books were included by Al with an asterisk, indicating only marginal crime content. Not so. Only one is, and that one is not this one. (On the other hand, she was the author of 52 novels in all, so it’s clear that crime and/or mystery fiction was hardly her primary playing field.)

   There is a website dedicated to her and her work, which is where I obtained the information just above. This page consists of covers of titles A through D only, but you can easily find the others.

   Another review of The Corner Shop can be found online here; two long paragraphs are quoted.

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