WILLIAM CAMPBELL GAULT – County Kill. PI Brock (the Rock) Callahan #6. Simon & Schuster, hardcover, 1962. Charter, paperback, 1988.

   PI Brock (the Rock) Callahan’s client in this case is a small boy whose father has disappeared and (unknown to him) is suspected of murdering his partner in crime. What the crime is, nobody is saying, and the San Valdesto city police seem to be overly involved.

   Note the title. San Valdesto is a town split between millionaires on one side, and poverty row on the other. Everyone is very money conscious, and it interferes with the investigation. Callahan has the right instincts, however, and eventually they pay off.

— Reprinted from Mystery.File.4, March 1988.

ANALOG SF. December 1967. Editor: John W. Campbell. Cover artist: John Schoenherr. Overall rating: ***½.

ANNE McCAFFREY “Dragonrider.” Serial; part 1 of 2. See report following that for the January 1968 issue.

ALEXEI PANSHIN “The Destiny of Milton Gomrath.” Men find their own level in life. (3)

JACK WODHAMS “Whosawhatsa?” Novelette. Judge Forsett’s latest case and nightmare is a comedy of sex changes, complicated by various pregnancies. Still, imagination can provide even more legal complication. The point is valid. (4)

PIERS ANTHONY “Beak by Beak.” Contact, but with the wrong inhabitants of Earth, For bird lovers. (3)

CHRISTOPHER ANVIL “A Question of Attitude.” The testing routine for joining the Interstellar Patrol requires that one look at both sides of the problem. (1)

MACK REYNOLDS “Psi Assassin.” A killer sent out by Section G on behalf of United Planets must be stopped before he eliminates the wrong man. Even the lectures are not new. (1)

— February 1969.
REVIEWED BY DAN STUMPF:

   

LOVE’S LABOURS LOST. Miramax, 2000. Alessandro Nivola, Alicia Silverstone, Natascha Elhone, Kenneth Branagh, Carmen Ejogo, Matthew Lillard, Adrian Lester, Emily Mortimer, Richard Briers, Geraldine McEwan, Stefania Rocca, Jimmy Yuill, Nathan Lane, Timothy Spall, Anthony O’Donnell, Daniel Hill, and Richard Clifford. Presented by Martin Scorsese and Stanley Donen. Screenplay and directed by Kenneth Branagh. Available for rent on Amazon and Apple TV.

   And now I must face an internal struggle between propriety and ease; should I slight your smarts by adding that this is based on the play by William Shakespeare (sorta) which I’m sure everyone here knows? or say nothing and perhaps be taken to task for slighting Shakespeare himself?

   My critical reputation could be at stake here, if I had any. What shall I do? Please send your comments and suggestions to Steve, as I can’t be bothered with them.

   At any rate, this is the movie that stalled out Kenneth Branagh’s career and didn’t do Shakespeare any good, either. I’ve always thought of it as a thin slice of Sheer Genius: a tribute to old musicals, the Bard, clowns, and Casablanca.

   What serves for a plot is set in or around the mid-1930s, in the Kingdom of Navarre, a largely fictitious pocket monarchy, where the King secludes himself and a few friends in a program of monastic study, just as Hitler is sweeping across Europe gobbling up nations and peoples like they was salt peanuts — a device cleverly tacked on by Branagh himself, conveyed in mock-newsreel footage (rather than mock-Shakesperean dialogue) to lend a sense of movement and urgency to a paper-thin story.

   Because as you might have expected, Love comes pounding on the castle moat when four total babe princesses come a-callin’, ostensibly and sensibly to negotiate some sort of treaty with the King of France, but actually to sing & dance.

   I’ll admit it comes as a bit of a shock when the players suddenly shuck their Elizabethan prose for the lyrics of Gershwin, Berlin and Cole Porter, but I think Branagh carried it off wonderfully. The numbers are well-chosen, boldly imagined, and presented with enthusiasm that almost-but-not-quite makes up for the amateurish status of the performers.

   In fact, Branagh covers rather well for the deficit of terpsichorean talent in his cast with deft camera trickery. Not the enervating step-cut-step editing of Chicago, where the camera does all the dancing, but cleverly coordinated set-up and follow-through moves of camera and dancer that combine to impart grace and harmony to actors who sing like Astaire and dance like Crosby.

   In case you’re not familiar with the story of Love’s Labours Lost,  I won’t spoil it for you. Much. I’ll just say that a sudden reversal late in the game sends the whole thing spinning off in an unexpected direction. And Branagh swings the bat and hits a touchdown. Or scores a strike. Or whatever it is they call it in Polo.

   I joke, but in fact, Branagh provides us with one of the most moving endings I’ve ever seen on film. Fast-moving, poignant, and suffused with Romance — or perhaps it’s Love. An incredible montage of images that carry the Bard’s tale to a surprising and hugely satisfying conclusion.

   Which did no good at all. LLL was what is usually and charitably called a Box-Office Disaster, though possibly stronger terms are called for here. Statistically speaking, the movie-going public stayed away at a rate of 97% plus-or-minus 6% — which means that this film might have been shunned by movie-goers either dead or not born yet. Branagh had a three-picture deal going here, but the studio lawyers must have decided it’d be cheaper to be sued than make another movie like this.

   Of course, I really really like Love’s Labours Lost, and once again I find myself waiting for Fashion to catch up with me.

   

RICHARD DEMING – The Sock-It-to-Em Murders. The Mod Squad #3. Pyramid X-1922, paperback original; 1st printing, December 1968.

   While the job of translating the TV program to book form is professional enough job, especially given the lack of time allowed, and while the outer essence of the characters is there, what it is that makes the show successful is not.

   But then, the TV programs seem to be content lately with putting Peter, Linc and Julie into exotic locations than taking advantage of their ability to communicate with youth, at the same time as they are finding themselves.

   In this book, the title of which means nothing, they are assigned to undercover work in a factory troubles with sabotage and industrial espionage, We get all the details of plant work, but nothing more meaningful, The solution works out clearly enough, but it would not have been difficult to write this without involving the Mod Squad at all.

Rating: ***

— February 1969.

MEET ME AFTER THE SHOW. 20th Century Fox, 1951. Betty Grable, Macdonald Carey, Rory Calhoun, Eddie Albert. Screenplay:Richard Sale & Mary Loos. Director: Richard Sale.

   A rift develops between the star of a Broadway musical and her producer-director husband. When amnesia strikes, she heads straight for Miami, with seven years missing from her life – or so she says.

   Pure corn. On the other hand, Betty Grable seems ten times the glamorous movie star in this creaky vehicle than she did seven years earlier, in Pin-Up Girl [reviewed here]. Her strength was in musical comedy, and she made the most of it.

— Reprinted from Movie.File.1, March 1988.

   

 JAMES SAVAGE – Girl in a Jam. PI Chuck Merrick. Avon T-356, paperback original, 1959. [Cover art said to be by Ernest Chiriacka.]

   This is probably PI Chuck Merrick’s only recorded case, and Al Hubin doesn’t even seem to know about this one. [This oversight has most assuredly been corrected by now.] He works for a large agency centered in Memphis, but this case takes him down to a small town in Georgia.

   Where his client is the female head of an electronics firm being plagued by sabotage. She is young, beautiful, has a graduate education, and on the front cover she is wearing a brassiere, Merrick calls he “Baby,” tucks her into bed and goes out to solve the case.

— Reprinted from Mystery.File.4, March 1988.
A 1001 MIDNIGHTS Review
by Bill Pronzini

   

RANDALL GARRETT – Too Many Magicians. Lord Darcy #1. Doubleday, hardcover, 1967. Previously serialized in Analog SF, Aug-Nov 1966. Curtis, paperback, 1969. Ace, paperback, September 1979.

   Any number of writers have been successful at blending crime and science fiction, but no one has done it better than Randall Garrett in his Lord Darcy series. On the one hand, the Lord Darcy stories are meticulous science-fictional extrapolations — tales of an alternate-universe Earth in the 1960s in which the Plantagenets have maintained their sway, a king sits on the throne of the Western World, and not physics but thaurnaturgic science (magic, that is) is the guiding field of knowledge. On the other hand, they are pure formal mysteries of the locked-room and impossiblecrime variety, ingeniously constructed and playing completely fair with the reader.

   Too Many Magicians is the only Lord Darcy novel, and so delightful and baffling that a 1981 panel of experts voted it one of the fifteen all-time best locked-room mysteries. When Master Sir James Zwinge, chief forensic sorcerer for the city of London, is found stabbed to death in a hermetically sealed room at the Triennial Convention of Healers and Sorcerers, it seems no one could have committed the crime; indeed, there is no apparent way in which the crime could have been committed.

   Enter Lord Darcy, chief investigator for His Royal Highness, the duke of Normandy, and Darcy’s own forensic sorcerer, Master Sean O’Lochlainn. Using a combination of clue gathering, observation, ratiocination, and magic, Darcy and Master Sean sift through a labyrinth of hidden motives and intrigues and solve the case in grand fashion.

   This truly unique detective team also appears in eight novelettes, which can be found in two collections — Murder and Magic (1979) and Lord Darcy Investigates (1981). The former volume contains one of Anthony Boucher’s favorite stories, the wonderfully titled “Muddle of the Woad.”

   These, too, are clever crime puzzles; these, too, are rich in extrapolative history and the lore of magic; and these, too, are vivid and plausible portraits of a modem world that could exist if Richard the Lion-Hearted had died from his arrow wound in the year 1199- — a world that resonates to the clip-clop of horse-drawn hansoms and carriages (for of course automobiles were never invented) and through which the shade of Sherlock Holmes happily prowls.

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   Reprinted with permission from 1001 Midnights, edited by Bill Pronzini & Marcia Muller and published by The Battered Silicon Dispatch Box, 2007.   Copyright © 1986, 2007 by the Pronzini-Muller Family Trust.

GEOFFREY HOUSEHOLD – Face to the Sun. Michael Joseph, UK. hardcover, 1988.

   I had never stolen anything in my life and so had none of the technique and experience of a pickpocket. I had been mad, I screamed to my panicking self, to trust beginners’ luck. Theft could not be so easy. I waited for the rush of an attendant policeman. I had flashed a vision of a waiting cell. I swear I could even hear the door close on me. Then I was through the exit, dripping cold sweat.

   
   Our light fingered hero is a young Englishman Edmund Hawkins, a descendant, on the “wrong side of the sheets” of British privateer Admiral Sir John Hawkins, and while Edmund’s crime is committed in that most British of institutions, Harrods, like his ancestor he is in fairly short order going to by laying siege to the Spanish Main.

   Personable and intelligent with a degree to his name his prospects seemed fairly good, starting his professional life earlier in a luxury Spanish resort, and then getting a fabulous job with the President of an African country who took a liking to him. But then he said the wrong thing to the wrong Chief of Police and he found himself no longer collecting his fabulous salary, fleeing the country with only the clothes on his back, and landing back in England with no money, no luggage, no family or influential friends, and no references.

   When his stomach and spine start to get acquainted, he decides to try his hand at petty crime while his clothes are still respectable enough to give him a shot at getting away with it and spies two women at lunch at Harrods with a bag that a man could pass off as a valise.

   At first he is quite pleased with the take, a tidy sum of cash, but then he notices what else is in the bag, a rather large emerald in a gold setting. At this point his life in crime starts to spiral out of control.

   Face to the Sun is the final novel of legendary thriller writer Geoffrey Household whose career spanned from the 1930’s to the 1980’s with career highlights like Rogue Male, A Rough Shoot, Watcher by the Threshold, Fellow Passenger, The Courtesy of Death, Dance of the Dwarfs, Rogue Justice, and The Sending across that long period in the spotlight.

   Final novels are, as lovers of books know, often troublesome things. Most of us have been burned by some favorite writer not quite being up to their best on their later outings, particularly that tricky last book. Raymond Chandler (who attended the same school as Household and P. G. Wodehouse and C. S. Forester, Dulwich) and Playback, Ian Fleming and The Man With the Golden Gun, Dorothy L. Sayers and Busman’s Honeymoon are examples. It’s an area filled with potential land mines, the writer’s age, health, just seeming out of date or out of step with the times, the creator sick to death of the creation, even reader expectations can all sabotage the process. Sometimes, as in the case of Chandler, age, health, drinking, grief, and the pressure to inject more violence and sex into his work all combined.

   Luckily Household manages to bypass all that with an entertaining read in his picaresque mode, with a sort of Ealing Comedy crossed with Graham Greene style adventure, in the tongue in cheek mode of Fellow Passenger, The Life and Times of Bernardo Brown, Olura, and his short fiction such as “Brandy for the Parson”.

   In short order Edmund will learn the women he stole the jewel from is the Evita-like wife of the Peron style dictator of a South American country and her daughter, Lady McMurdie. He will also quickly discover that the gem in question, la Punchada, is a treasured relic whose possession bestows with it the trust of the majority of the people. Lose the emerald, a copy of an Incan symbol, and lose the country.

   After meeting with the women, who would rather no one knows it was stolen, to arrange a quiet bit of blackmail to restore his failed prospects Edmund finds himself kidnapped by the beautiful Teresa and the not particularly loyal opposition. He escapes from that and meets with Lady McMurdie’s Scottish archaeologist husband, Sir Hector, who admits he married his wife in part for money and suggests Edmund come along with them back to South America as a sort of baby sitter to the emerald.

   Hector proves one of those familiar characters in Household’s fiction who is charming, likable, and not entirely honest about his motives, but then neither is our hero at every turn.

   Edmund, thinking it might be safer than waiting to be captured and tortured again, agrees and finds himself caught in a three way revolution replete with a likable Communist, the dangerous but amorous Teresa, the President and his Wife, threats to life and limb, torture, and eventual status as something of a mix between a Conradian hero and a South American T. E. Lawrence, and at least one big friendly dog.

   Household had one of the most successful careers in the genre over decades mixing a real gift for suspense with an eye for both terror and comedy. He delved in horror, fantasy, science fiction, and of course the thriller and never really left his comfort zone of the adventure story. His seven league boots as a younger man meant he was as comfortable in Spain, the Middle East, South America, and Africa as the English countryside, and his early reading of Stevenson, Conrad, and John Buchan meant his grounding in the novel of chase and pursuit and portrayal of one lone man pitting his wits against an army of pursuers was superior to most.

   It is there, in the portrait of a man on the run, hunted yet determined to fight back that Household holds his own with Stevenson and Buchan the two Scots masters of that most feral of story. Grim, romantic, and wild in terrain and weather reading their work is an almost physical ordeal, best done in a comfy chair or bed while the winds howl outside. Nothing is quite as satisfying as nursing a warm drink while one of their protagonists suffers wet, cold, and fear in our stead.

   The genre will not see the likes of Household, Canning, Innes, Lyall, MacKinnon, MacLean, Higgins, and Bagley again, I fear, but they left behind a small library of classic books, and Household managed to go out on the same professional high note that marked his career from The Third Hour (1937) to Face to the Sun (1988).

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WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? Twentieth Century Fox, 1945. Fred MacMurray, Joan Leslie, June Haver, Gene Sheldon, Anthony Quinn. Director; Gregory Ratoff.

   A young man classified 4-F finds a magic lamp and wishes himself into uniform – in George Washington’s army at Valley Forge. He also ends up saving Christopher Columbus from mutineers and is suckered into buying Manhattan from the Indians.

   Fred MacMurray’s clumsy mannerisms are engaging but wear thin surprisingly quickly. As a singer, though, well, he makes a fine comedian. This ditsy approach to history is good for a laugh or two, but it’s also terminally silly.

— Reprinted from Movie.File.1, March 1988.

   

CHARLOTTE MacLEOD – The Corpse in Oozak’s Pond. Professor Peter Shandy #6. Mysterious Press, hardcover, 1987; paperback, March 1988.

   The annual Groundhog Day celebration at Balaclava Agricultural College is disrupted by the discovery of a body floating in Oozak’s Pond (up above the methane plant). Since Chief Ottermole is more than willing, Professor Peter Shandy has another case to solve.

   There are soon two more bodies, and a lawsuit against the college, all involving the many (many) members of the Buggins family. This is a “laugh out loud” sort of book, but the ending is such a muddle you would not want to read this as detective story at all.

— Reprinted from Mystery.File.4, March 1988.

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