General


   How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult?

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (Dorothy Parker)

Today, March 7th —

   I tried to organize a game of hide-and-seek yesterday, but I had to give up. Good players are hard to find.

Today, March 5th —

   I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls were, and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”

   If all has gone well, here are updated lists of both Mystery and SF paperbacks I have for sale. Warning: These lists are long. The one for mysteries is 90 pages in its WordPerfect format. For anyone reading this, please take a 30% discount in either category.

         Mystery Paperbacks

         SF Paperbacks

Today, February 23 —

   A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

Just thinking: What if there were no hypothetical questions?

   Did I tell you I am planning on starting up a chewing gum recycling factory? I just need a little help to get it off the ground.

   
            Quiquid latine dictum sit altum viditur.

Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you always have to put your two cents in. Somebody is making a penny. (Steven Wright)

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