Mon 12 Apr 2021
Today, April 12th —
I had a carpenter come in to do some repair work around the house. I asked him to remove the carpet from the steps leading from the hallway to the kitchen and living room area. He gave me a blank stare.
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Fri 9 Apr 2021
Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.
Mon 5 Apr 2021
It’s taken a while to get these DVDs sorted out and organized, but I’ve finally put a list together, and here it is. They’re also listed for sale on Amazon, but take a 20% discount if you order from me directly.
Mon 29 Mar 2021
How come “you’re a peach” is a compliment but “you’re bananas” is an insult?
Thu 11 Mar 2021
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (Dorothy Parker)
Sun 7 Mar 2021
Today, March 7th —
I tried to organize a game of hide-and-seek yesterday, but I had to give up. Good players are hard to find.
Fri 5 Mar 2021
Today, March 5th —
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarznegger dolls were, and he replied, “Aisle B, back.â€
Wed 3 Mar 2021
If all has gone well, here are updated lists of both Mystery and SF paperbacks I have for sale. Warning: These lists are long. The one for mysteries is 90 pages in its WordPerfect format. For anyone reading this, please take a 30% discount in either category.
Tue 23 Feb 2021
Today, February 23 —
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.